Profile avatar
markjamesadamsau.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈, lawyer, fun enjoyer, Academy Award© winning film watcher, former child. If you have ever used the word 'libtard', I am not for you. I do not like Nazis of any kind and do not think that is controversial. Naarm/Melbourne.
202 posts 898 followers 2,849 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

I downloaded the wrong Conclave

New American Pope has renamed the Holy See of America™ and is negotiating a sponsorship deal with Raytheon. Tariffs of 143% on all non American rosaries.

During covid when everything was weird, right wing messaging was just a part of everything being weird. Now the world is stabilised, right wing weirdness looks weird. These people are weird. What they say is weird. It’s fucking weird.

Peter Dutton DOES NOT want people to see this

I mean, it’s a nice offer, but…

It’s her time.

I feel seen

Happy Easter eve! Don’t forget to do six weeks of grocery shopping today because the shops will be shut for one day.

Fight the patriarchy

The retail equivalent of yeah-nah

"Who could have predicted this?" say the people who spent the past year dismissing or mocking those who predicted this.

“Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park on the street and damaged the rear bumper of a Model 3, is a domestic terrorist who deserves to die,” said Pam Bondi theonion.com/man-who...

who did this

Roseanne Barr’s Illiteracy Charity Snatches 100 Millionth Book From Child theonion.com/roseann...

“Libs used to like Musk and now they don’t like Musk!!!” Correct. It’s called judging someone on their actions instead of blindly supporting them. Try it.

Was Tulsi Gabbard lying today, or was she lying yesterday?

anyway calling these "war plans" when they were actually plans to blow up an apartment building full of civilians because the girlfriend of a guy we don't like lived there sounds more like "terrorism plans" or perhaps even more accurately "terrorism factory creation plans"

I learned this week that you can put our troops' lives in danger, compromise our national security, and violate the Espionage Act. And the government will do nothing. But if you write an editorial for your school newspaper that Trump doesn't like, you will be abducted on the street and disappeared.

Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals theonion.com/trump-o...

If you can “sneak onto” a signal chat, prolly shouldn’t have used signal right?

Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony

Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans

Anyone who thinks Pete Hegseth will resign doesn't understand TrumpWorld. They have no shame. They have no introspection. They have no respect for consequences.

I’ve made so many mistakes in my life, but it’s comforting to know that none of them have yet been publicly labeled “the highest level of fuckup imaginable”

the Signal fiasco is a good reminder that while these people are destructive, and cruel, and bigoted, and petty they are also really, really stupid

“Sometimes I ask myself, is everyone else on the bombing Yemen group chat except me?”

1 like = 1 prayer 🙏= 1 Bitcoin