markswanson.bsky.social
Copywriter. Content Strategist. EDM Snob. Progressive. ATX. Florida State and the Texas Rangers, so yeah, 2024 has been something.
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Really enjoyed this!
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Real late stage Vince McMahon booking
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Me and the universe got something in common am I right?
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FTR, pro wrestling will outlast us all. After the bombs drop, we’ll still have radroaches doing power bombs until the sun consumes the planet
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So he truly understands suffering
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It's fantastically goofy
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Toilets are upsold at the venue. $5 a piss!
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We need everything all the time and we need it right now
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Most def not lol
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I saw here in a tiny bar on Rainey in like 2013. I’m not entirely sure she was old enough to be in that bar lol
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Oh, there's no doubt that so much of the MAGA thing is mediocre white men who don't want to face their own mediocrity
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Redemption Tour has begun
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OW! My eggs!
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They were whooping that man’s ass lol
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Maybe Michigan would have gone 12-0 in the SEC. This is clearly the lowest that conference has been in decades, idk why more hasn’t been said about that
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MORE TART FOR THE TART GOD
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Let’s tie two aircraft carriers together and tee it up
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Hey! We just crossed $1B!
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Being renovated right?
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That’s exactly what I’d do tbh. If I had T Boone money, Florida State University is solving climate change and having a hellacious running game, every year
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I unironically think the MAC/CUSA/Sun Belt should do an 8:30 am kickoff every Saturday. You could actually get on ESPN2 and probably get a lot more eyeballs than being relegated to Tuesday nights or ESPN+ on Saturdays
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@jasonkirk.fyi thoughts?
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Should be the mission statement for BlueSky tbh,
“We’re 4chan-free”
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Kyle Fletcher is a messy slut
I said it
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America planks
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Yes, I will have your finest Taters Tot
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Conquer with kindness. Kill with poutine.
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This IS technically distribution of wealth
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We just call it "networking"
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Fantastic work Sarah
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Liara, no kink shaming on this platform. Definitely always let Ashley blow up, unless I let Kaiden take the bullet then I just shoot her in 3.
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We see you're fans of Aphex Twin and Kidz Bop...
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Who didn't I bang amirite?
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The app saying “now honey”
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Wow, just casually dropping C bombs
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Good Clean Annoyance
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This is the healthy part of CFB fandom
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Tbf, the hair looks good
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Beads?
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Getting laid off, twice. Best things that ever happened to me.
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:extremely high pitch squeal: I EAT YOU
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Thank you Jon, I machine learned a lot
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Yeah Jaws, you ate my left leg, but your mom thinks you’re a disappointment
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Mark, I just wanna know your hair care routine
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Big Boom AJ punch Yoots in his stupid face
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Not HS, but Nolan Ryan hit me in the left butt cheek with an 85 mph heater when he was warming up for a charity event at the age of 55 and need someone to stand in the box. I also worked for the man.
I considered it a dream come true.
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All Refs Are Bad