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Guy stealing from me: You have to wonder about the motives of the people who noticed me stealing from you. What do they have to gain Me: Wow good point

submitted 15 days ago • 10 comments

They're finally shutting down the fraud protection agency. If you want to know more about the incredible opportunity this represents simply reply to this post with your credit card number

submitted 19 days ago • 62 comments

When a government says shit like "The Future is AI" what they really mean is that your benefits will now be denied by a machine, rather than having a sociopath do it.

submitted 36 days ago • 12 comments

REMINDER: Wishing is not doing, get something on that page. Before those wishes run out of time. #screenwriting

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submitted 77 days ago • 3 comments

What if someone who is serious about story structure and complex themes made an SCP?

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Screenwriting is so hard, but writing my entire story loosely on a Google doc is even harder. Why does my brain WANT to use google docs? Why is my laziness telling me to do something that's litteraly WORSE? 😭

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

When terrible prank channels on YouTube get a super upset reaction from the victim, they always preface the title of the video with "GONE WRONG!". ...Was that not the point? The point was for the victim to be upset. Why aren't these videos titled "GONE SWIMMINGLY!" or "DELIGHTFULLY EXECUTED!"?

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I lived in Sonic's house from the OVA

submitted 79 days ago • 28 comments

The reason I'm not rich yet is because I'm trying to leave some money for the rest of you! That's the reason..

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

😂

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

and for successfully resisting the urge to eat a little treat, I shall reward myself with a little treat

submitted 80 days ago • 150 comments

I'd argue the MOST important thing in a story is good subtext, each component of a story is important (plot, theme, arcs) but if there's one thing you REALLY can't miss the mark on, it's subtext. Nobody wants to hear something along the lines of: William angrily yelled "I AM ANGRY!!" #screenwriting

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

This has extremely impressive and coherent topology!

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Jealous of this picture

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Currently, my favorite musical artist is Ryn Weaver. Look her songs up!!!

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

"Is this a joke to you?!" Unfortunately, everything's a little bit of a joke to me.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

"How do you write so much stuff?!" The key to #writing, I’ve found, is writing. Without actually writing, it’s highly likely you’ll never have written anything. Planning is not writing. Brainstorming is not writing. Reading is not writing. Writing is writing. Go write.

submitted 81 days ago • 20 comments

Why did you A.I generate an image of a corgi for this? 😟

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I use the words "Lowkey" and "High-key" interchangeabley. When I use them, I have absolutely no internal map of where this key lies. This evil within me has resulted in me commonly prefacing sentences with "High-key-low-key". Low-key. ...high-key

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

If there’s one person I’ll never understand, it’s Rowling. If I had written an all time banger classic series for kids and made a Billion dollars doing it, you’d find my ass in children’s hospitals and hosting writers retreats for adults I’d inspired to write as kids, not hurting them. What a waste.

submitted 81 days ago • 42 comments

Working from home with my best bud. ❤️ #guineapig #pets #cute #fluffy

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

You were probably joking, but I will take this to heart mate.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

If my last post wasn't good, I was hacked. I entered my account without my permission and wreaked havoc.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Big streaming company who I got a free trial of to watch a singular peice of media: your trial ends tommorow Me, (who isn't, and wasn't planning to use it further): 😕😔

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

If my life was a film, there would be heaping amounts of exposition, it would shock the world! Hours upon hours of context and exposition, with about 6 minutes to spare for plot! 🙂

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

"Tuah" puns are so effortlessly funny to me, yet I find the original "hawk tuah" unfunny. Does this make me a simple man, or impossibly complex? 🤔

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky is what Twitter would be if the $44 billion went to therapy instead

submitted 81 days ago • 2 comments

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

submitted 102 days ago • 198 comments

I'm going to be so completely honest. I'm only reposting so often because I find these posts hilarious, but don't have a "Save" button like I did before! I need me one of those.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

me: correct me if I’m wrong- the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right

submitted 540 days ago • 20 comments

I hate gaining wisdom through painful life experience, I miss being a big stupid dummy

submitted 94 days ago • 51 comments

im an important figure in the field of talking out of my ass about stuff i don't really know

submitted 652 days ago • 13 comments

(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,

submitted 93 days ago • 84 comments

If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view

submitted 92 days ago • 87 comments

It's so.. Quiet here..

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

You will do readings where no one shows up. You will set up at events and sell no books. Rejection will show up in your inbox again and again. You will say “I wrote a book!” and folks will stay quiet or say “Cool!” and then not buy it. It’s all good. Part of the gig. KEEP AT IT.

submitted 81 days ago • 193 comments