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masterful-debaiter.bsky.social
Fractious contrarian here to disavow you of all your nonsense. Just an animal looking for a home in the Shire. World renowned Cheese Pervert. 🧀 She/Her/Kitten
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The two wolves inside you had puppies!! Congratulations!

submitted 153 days ago • 2 comments

ahem *puts on slightly serious hat* hi, yes, hello — as we collectively dunk on some deserving dipshits who keep posting through it, i’m seeing more of my notifs have replies about said dipshit’s mental health, cognitive capacity and/or substance use & tbh that kinda sucks

submitted 19 hours ago • 9 comments

My birthday is on the longest day of the year because im a bundle of fucking sunshine.

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

The serving size for shredded cheese should be whatever it takes to heal emotionally.

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

PRODUCER: our new show is about a ragtag group of mutant ninja turtles STUDIO EXEC: HOW OLD ARE THEY

submitted 23 hours ago • 6 comments

If you let me around your kids I’ll drive y’all crazy cuz I also love to play and run around so it’d just be chaos

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

i ' m g o i n g t o g o o u t o n a l i m b h e r e -sloths, probably

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

One thing about me… I’m gonna yap.

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

i can’t stand on business i have an iron deficiency

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

cant believe we're over halfway through pride month and i havent seen anyone post this yet

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

What doesn’t kill me gives me XP.

submitted 50 days ago • 6 comments

There should be more swirling portals that lead to cartoon worlds.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I dont get mad or even I get gone

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

as a child of immigrants, from the bottom of my heart, FUCK ICE.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

this meeting should have been a firing squad

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments

Not knowing if I will live to see tomorrow, means I must love you to the fullest today

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

One word to describe your account + your favorite food Cringe Wrap Supreme

submitted 20 hours ago • 17 comments

Suffering for its own sake isn't beautiful. It doesn't have to be. It's enough that you're still here. Because you survived monsters before you were even given the tools you needed to fight them.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Sometimes, I'll repost a tiny account with zero interaction and check back later to see how the little fella's doin.

submitted 20 hours ago • 7 comments