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Consultant Clinical Oncologist specialising in Brain Tumours Computational Oncology Grp @ImperialCollege CMO (Precision Medicine) PearBio All views my own @matthwilliams on Xitter https://profiles.imperial.ac.uk/matthew.williams
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

Liz Truss will be looked back on as a visionary, the first to reveal to right wing governments how much they love pressing the big recession button.

Don’t listen to those other wellness grifters! With my all-natural alternative to ozempic and mounjaro I guarantee I can make you lose weight - FAST Sign up TODAY for Dr Francis’s Natural Ozempic, it’s currently proving VERY popular with the patients on my ward. Only £299!! It’s called NOROVIRUS

my beautiful bride says I spend too much time on social media. oh great and now the priest is agreeing with her

When I was a kid our next door neighbour had a white Suzuki Vitara with a pink rhino on a bicycle decal on the side and I thought it was the coolest thing I’d ever seen and I actually was right.

Went to a work dinner tonight. We went round the table answering questions about how important moments of human connection show up in our life. In case you'd like to know how old I'm feeling now someone said, "I find it v special to spend time with my 50-yr-old father who is a software engineer."

I've now released the generation code, origin text, bonus materials, and 10,000 newly generated copies of Subcutanean, my queer horror novel where each copy is unique (as I promised back in 2020 that I'd do five years after release). Details and links here: subcutanean.textories.com/source-relea...

#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlur Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…

Ghost of Tsushima is complete!! What a beautiful game… a stunning open-world experience without all the clutter. 🤍

Ok, we need a new James Bond AND a new Archbishop of Canterbury, and pretty soon it'll be time for another new Willy Wonka and a new Doctor Who. We need to economise. They should all be amalgamated into a single new character called Archdoctor Bondwonka.

An exciting result has just appeared on arXiv, concerning the following simple-seeming problem: if A is a set of n positive integers, then how large a sum-free subset B must it contain? That means that if x, y and z belong to B, then x + y should not equal z. 🧵

I lost my job as a mime. Must have been something I said. #dadjokes

Ah. Oh dear. Did I hear you say ‘prescient’?

Team America was a documentary from the future.

A fine point.

you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got innumeracy

www.foreignaffairs.com/united-state... This is by far the best, clearest and most realistic analysis of what we're in for that I've seen.

the energy I bring to your mentions

@morganslevy.bsky.social Pls can you add me to the next edition of the RadOnc starter pack whenever you update it? Thanks a lot!

here is a story i wrote about a guy chasing down the origins of a mysterious drug amidst climate collapse in florida www.otherstrangeness.com/2024/05/10/s...

Oh this looks great 😍

OpenAI right now

I still remember accessing Index Medicus on paper....... Back to the future (I mean, I really hope not)

Live scenes from the House of Bod

Birthday message from my dad. I know my place.

My parents are researchers and wanted me to go into medicine. Is it petty for me to call out that what I’ve been working on made it to Nature before what they’re working on?

How about ynstead of pouringe a ton of moneye ynto A.I. we just funde public educacioun and use the bookes we alreadye have that it ys being trained upon?

A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume

www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian-...

Does anyone have a contact for Ann ? Would love to discuss with her the possibility of partnering with her to publish her cartoons exclusively on @bluesky

This is a real post: “Washing hands is never helpful. All propaganda by Big Soap companies like Palmolive”

Seriously. I sue drug companies, you don't have to tell me they suck, nor explain to me the risks of pharmaceuticals. But vaccines are different, they're like stealing fire from the Gods and burning plagues with it. Their benefit/risk ratio is downright magical.

Thus begins the #dadjoke thread for 2025 bsky.app/profile/hist...

Did you know that cows kill more people than sharks? Tbh, I’m surprised that cows kill any sharks at all. #dadjokes #joke #jokes #dadjoke #cowjokes

Word of the Day is one I keep posting at the end of the year, hoping its time will come. ‘Respair’, from the 16th century, is fresh hope, and a recovery from despair. Here’s to a few drops of respair in 2025.

Last ‘Cowper’s Cut’ of 2024 outside the paywall for a couple of hours. I mean, who’s doing anything much around now? www.healthpolicyinsight.com/cowpers-cut-...

Me: check out this new instrument, you play it by waving your hands around! My theremin: OOOOOoooo

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