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I WAS gonna vaguely emo post about some tedious self inflicted minutia as a dumb cope slash cry for help but nah fuck it im entering my containment and unhealthy suppression era 😎

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outside I was "lol, lmao" but inside I was anything but lol, lmao

ok enough of that rot have some rabbit in da snow

good God it's so 2018 here

a whole year!

No one has tried this before, let's see how it plays out.

today really fucking sucks

god remember when that critic was like "ALIEN can't be horror, because it's in space"

look at my opposition party, dawg. i'm going to the camps

The office of personnel management sent out a mass email to everyone in the federal government and everyone is reporting it because it looks fake as hell

sir

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incredible things are happening on Twitter dot com

Sheryl Crow voice: if you won’t then I would understaaaaand, are you stroooong enough to eat my haaaammm

guy who logs onto bsky just to watch Bill Pencil shit his pants on main (redux)

sorry my posts have been so aggressively mid lately in my defense i am depressed and perpetually overwhelmed 😌

merry xmas to all esp those very special someones who have ghosted me over the years πŸ™πŸΎπŸ₯°

tag yourself I'm Survival skills

Mods are asleep. Reverse Centaur time.

moonshine in a baby bottle call that child endangerment

moody is as moody does

Well I see that someone hasn’t played Dragon Age

Tired: blocking Brianna wu Wired: calling out her bullshit so she instantly blocks you (which she did immediately after this exchange)

Kamille you fuckin jinx

fuck you

Where are all the customers? I'd better sleep.

arguing with accounts with 12 followers

good morning left on read morning