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Awful end to year topped off by getting ill and watching United get bummed tomorrow by the barcodes. Putting a rope up.

What a depressing day

Everywhere?

Wolverhampton so far - a bloke in a Donald Trump top with “fuck the haters” written across it. Get me home ffs.

President Musk knows what's good for you. You may think you know—you may think you have the ability to decide whether or not your current representative is serving you well—but you're wrong. A South African plutocrat with little education actually knows whether your family is being well represented.

Another hot take from last night, seems to be a very clear divide of match going fans/those who don’t attend games when it comes to Rashford. Didn’t see anyone outraged at that banner in the ground but when I’ve got home half the internet is up in arms about it.

A four hour drive later and I still can’t figure out how Antony or Bayindir have convinced someone to give them contracts as professional footballers

Seeing that Garnacho goal live was one of the highlights of last season, even if I did almost strangle Pooball in death in the aftermath. Yes, I’m making this about me.

A very Bert steward thought he’d got one up on us yesterday after the winner went in. “Well you’re all definitely getting held back now”, yeah mate, that’s absolutely ruined my day. Silly cunt 😭

A school shooting at The Abundant Life Christian School. You can’t tell me America isn’t made up.

Just watching Amad’s goal for one hundred and fifteenth time

Strangely, there’s not a very strong Bert presence in the office this morning. Makes you think.

AMADCHESTER

Roof is leaking here 👀

This lot are a bunch of Superdry wearing scruffs

1. FC Nürnberg‘s ultras with a message towards the German FA (DFB) re their vote in favor of holding the 2034 World Cup in Saudi Arabia: “You voted for Saudi Arabia yesterday and already ordering the One Love armband tomorrow? Your spine is exactly as flexible as your morals!”

Town is an absolute cluster fuck. The derby, Disney on ice, Christmas shoppers and Paul McCartney all on the same day. Just witnessed a woman looking like she was ready to volley a kid in Mickey Mouse ears.

Grey Horse later for straighteners

Into these mutants today, reds 🇾🇪

I never want to see Antony on a football pitch again for the rest of my life.

Signed up to my first half marathon after a few drinks on Friday and it’s just hit home what I’ve done, idiot.

INEOS first 10 months at #MUFC - Extend ETH contract & sack him, costing £millions - Appoint Ashworth & sack him, costing £millions - Unprecedented ticket price rise - Mass redundancies - Overseeing worst on-field results since 1980s (28 league games, 35 points from takeover)

Burn that shambles of a club to the ground. I’m sick of all of them.

Genuinely concerned about this lad, asked him if he was ok and he just replied “no” 😭

I’ve never been this glad to be on the concourse and not stood outside queuing

@andymitten.bsky.social the lad you’ve got selling the mag outside hotel football is about to freeze to death. Take him a hat and a waterproof