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mattweldon.bsky.social
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After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

submitted 4 days ago • 817 comments

they should make milk vapes for babies

submitted 10 days ago • 29 comments

If you are waiting in line to vote, STAY IN LINE

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation. The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.

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2025 will go down as the year when all the subtext became text

submitted 18 days ago • 589 comments

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

submitted 17 days ago • 168 comments

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

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AOC: I don’t care what Elon Musk is doing behind the presidential seal, but in this country we hate Nazis. Kind of like a foundational defining thing. Two of the foundational things about American history is that we beat the confederates and we beat the Nazis.

submitted 33 days ago • 1212 comments

new cartoon in phone friendly format tinyview.com/this-modern-...

submitted 33 days ago • 9 comments

Elon doing the salute

submitted 34 days ago • 218 comments

♻️

submitted 39 days ago • 318 comments

A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume

submitted 45 days ago • 163 comments

x X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m. Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app? If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.

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How it feels arguing on social media:

submitted 70 days ago • 232 comments

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

submitted 86 days ago • 539 comments

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life theonion.com/man-getting-...

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mental health break? you bet it did

submitted 102 days ago • 192 comments