mattwest72.bsky.social
It's a shit business. You'll find out.
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I think you're better off on a Friday news cycle just saying you'll demand that the BBC divert some world service funding to save Neighbours
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Certainly an interesting point in time to be bemoaning institutional checks and balances
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You seem to have drawn Nathaniel looking at the drawing of Nathaniel that you could not, logically have drawn at the point he was making that facial expression; which may constitute a back to the future style paradox
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I do quite enjoy the baffling 'Fully dilated cervix is Nigel Mansell' and 'Tinge of regret is Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall' post that start to crop up once a year
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I think they're just desperate to carry out some sort of intervention with you Twll and this looked a good opportunity
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Not even the best version.....
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Daddy?
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Our great British nuclear winter will combat global heating and show we can still deliver major projects
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Or just state that you intend to nuke the Netherlands in response to a question about social care reform.
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Pull my finger, I mean levers of growth.
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Yes, definitely more competent and organised this time round.....
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I think, ironically, that you are digging a bit of a hole for yourself here
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Why didn't Keir Starmer prosecute Abd al-Rahman ibn Abd Allah al-Ghafiqi prior to the Battle of Tours? Big questions of his conduct as DPP.
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You are part of the rebel alliance and a lovely boy!
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Recycling. You could probably get some sort of grant from the council for that
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Don't let big water get its soggy claws into you. Just think how much you add to a pot noodle. It all counts
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The Meatles
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To be fair, I'm pretty sure that Stormy Daniels swore on oath that it was closer in size and shape to a pawn.
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Yeah, in all seriousness it's a good place, especially now they've sorted out some of the post war awfulness.
Wolverhampton on the other hand....
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Convinced that you would get almost identical results if you replaced "moon" with "Birmingham".
Possibly a few more people writing in 'barren, lifeless wasteland'
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And if you don't want to know what happened, look away for the next four years. Actually call it eight to be safe
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Are the inverted hearts in the jumpers some sort of druidic thing?
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Yeah the whole bit where Pac Man is stockpiling medicine during a pandemic really comes out of nowhere.
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Assumed it was You Massive Bellend
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I always thought this was very aspirational
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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, or alternatively new series of never mind the buzzcocks being made — forever
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I hope you haven't been a nosey PARKER and trawled his profile to check this.
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Does Peter Sagan count as three?
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Specifically a god that doesn't fancy work on Monday
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Took the kids several years ago and it was kinda fun. Loads of American high school marching bands, which was a bit odd. It did though provide solid proof that when American TV portrays kids that are in the band as being massive nerds, they really aren't lying
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I got a letter from the council,
The other day
I opened and read it,
It said they were suckers
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Gah!
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Got 1, but what the hell were 4 and 10 about?
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And isn't that jar jar binks?
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He had a sort of Richard Stilgoe look about him.
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Nice.
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Initially read that as your intention to have soup, with a side of cauliflower cheese
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Yeah, I was thinking financial crisis probably gives you Brexit and Trump. Possibly then Ukraine. But 9/11 has a clearer path to Ukraine war via the impact on American appetite for foreign adventures of Iraq and Afghanistan - leading to Putin deciding that he'd get away with it.
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I remember how delighted my year 8 geography teacher looked when he had to teach a class of 30 adolescent boys about the Wankie coalfields
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Yeah? You know who else thought that?
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I knew doing another karate kid film was a bad idea
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Doing these at the end of the calendar year seems needlessly brutal
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I think I'd be calling to order a dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract® 60 Pressure Pro at this point.
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Yeah, even as a seasoned Londoner I always gulp slightly before using public transport anywhere else because I know there's a 90% chance I'm going to cock up and end up waving a bank card or invalid ticket at a bemused bus driver, whilst a queue of exasperated locals forms behind me.