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mattyshark.bsky.social
Music venue owner/operator, hoops fan, husband. Trying my best here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Everyone’s anticapitalist until it’s time to join the Patreon.

Fabletics is posting a “Tariff Surcharge” on their receipts. I hope other companies follow suit.

Fucking sucks that I know who the Jonas brothers are.

If I may use the parlance of the right, Elon Musk is a beta cuck soy boy. Major wimp, crying cos his stocks are down. Loser. Baby. Little bitch. Etc. If you have a Tesla, ditch the silly sticker and let that thing self-drive off a cliff.

Way too many kids at this casino. Bizarre

Reminder BYU is a cult school

Love that this time around when you watch the John Mulaney show on Netflix and hear “To Live And Die In L.A.” by Wang Chung in the opening you can actually go watch the movie on a streamer finally. Fucking wild film! Underrated

Hate when people say something is “in the books”. What books? Who is keeping the books? Where can I see this book. Hate that saying. Not a fan. Think of something else, being lazy with that one.

You have to be a Talmudic scholar to understand what the fuck any of this means

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups

BRAUN TO WESTBROOK And Russ's reaction afterward 😂🤝

There used to be a general consensus around “sticking it to the man” and now an entire side of the political spectrum loves the man and will do anything for the man and gets their feelings very hurt if the man has to pay taxes.

“We wanted to learn the truth about the concerns and the science behind vaccine safety. So we talked to two uneducated, elderly, white, millionaire conspiracy theorists in a Steak & Shake.”

american society has been at “TV Interstitial from ROBOCOP” for a while but “president does a car commercial on the white house lawn” is really pushin it

Team Normal Standers strikes again.

Donald Trump welcome to the resistance

This probably would've been a career-defining bit of racism for any politician in a previous era

Trump has more pictures of himself and Epstein than I do with many of my family members that I love.

Taking a super nice train in Italy for $45 and thinking of how cool it is that our taxpayer money back home will buy Ethereum to bail out David Sacks.

This country FALLING OFF THE BONE COOKED!

They just fired hundreds of FAA employees.

Interesting to hear a bar complaining about business being down because of lack of parking.

Elbow AKA the Bubble the Boy @marikaclark.bsky.social

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again