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Winterion Game Studios personality. Cat dad. Sports announcer. Diehard Capitals fan. Tweets/thoughts/bad takes are 100% my own. He/Him
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I think it's time to find a way out of IT. AI is only going to get worse and there's no way in hell I'm going to do anything to encourage its growth

whos up having kind of a hard time coping with the existence of evil

NEW: Civilians just surrounded ICE officers who wore battle gear, rifles & masks. Civilians shouted "shame," "N*zis," and walked toward them. ICE backed up, then RAN back to their vans, and left. This is how to nonviolently challenge ICE thugs.

Being broken up with is certainly a way to celebrate pride month I guess

Got a new vape batter and it has a little LCD display, one of the things it tracks is how long your last pull was. I cannot, can NOT afford to treat this like a high score

good. tax the sportsbooks out of existence

WWE is out of their goddamn minds

Sheo has always been super comfortable being held, but when he was a dumb lil kitten he once jumped out of my arms over the kitchen tile. I caught him, and I think that's a big part of why he trusts me? Like I can walk around while holding him out in front of me on his back, and he's purring.

Back to the duckpin lanes to clear my head for an hour, this shit is definitely harder than regular bowling! Had yet to hit 100 in back to back games until today, got 3 straight 😁

Cleaned the kitchen, rewarding myself with an experiment. Gonna try to make espresso with my Aeropress and use it for a cookie dough ice cream affogato 😋

I'm the firestarter...

Well that's easily my filthiest Rocket League assist yet

Tornado warning came in just as the gummy hit so me and the boys are in the closet out of an abundance of caution. Sheo is super stressed, but he's being such a trooper. Saren is just loafing, head empty

Fun fact, my Dad was a big volunteer for the local little league. Board member, tournament organizer, ran player evaluations, all while coaching 3 of his kids' teams. When he passed 11 years ago the county named his favorite snack stand after him. Went by earlier this year, it's still there 😊

Fuck AI

I understand why it's discouraged but I should be allowed to say "k*ll yourself" to a COUPLE people. It's not a threat it's a productive and healthy suggestion

CVS is now putting *toothpaste* behind locked glass Fucking sociopathic

Lmao I just realized the little "motion preview" that Google photos adds makes Saren look like he's in a FF XIII menu vignette

My two brothers and I finished 7th place in our first full season of Apex Legends VESA amateur league! Match point playoffs are next Wednesday, I'll hopefully be streaming

If I'm making Date Anything, I'm adding combat just so I can make a Refrigerator Parry joke

Dude's crying "fake news" before the news is even out lmao. Doesn't help that nobody knows what your game is about aside from techbro buzzwords Also the fact that there has been zero marketing aside from this guy's whining

Final Fantasy X remaster where the only thing they fix is that flat-ass note in Suteki Da Ne

I'm sorry but King Crimson here needs to die (I'm not sorry in the slightest)

Finally beat Yakuza Kiwami last week, and just started Kiwami 2. This game has one of the best leveling mechanics I've ever seen. You gain fairly paltry XP from random fights. BUT the fights make you hungry. Eating full meals gives massive XP, so you're literally just fighting to eat lmao

Showed him an AI generated image

Cybersecurity 101:

It's not an industry, it's an accepted scam. Kill it with fire.

Everything I'm hearing about that completely unnecessary Lilo & Stitch remake: The ending is shit The editing is shit The visuals are shit The acting is shit The character voices are shit Disney magic, baby

"Do you all ever get tired of being on the wrong side of history?" Yes. Fuck. Them. Up.

Welp

Tf kind of film title is Dolby Atmos

Flawless #FortniteFestival sight read for Pump Up the Jam vocals, shout out to the Jock Jams cassette I had as a kid, this one's for you

...am I the only person who has no problem with the lockpicking in Oblivion? Especially with the piles of lockpicks the game throws at you?

Time for a fresh Deltarune playthrough to prep for Chs. 3 and 4 in a couple weeks! Love love love this game

Splitgate 2 baybeeeeee

How tf does a major publisher have more 'restructurings' than quality titles