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Winterion Game Studios personality. Cat dad. Sports announcer. Diehard Capitals fan. Tweets/thoughts/bad takes are 100% my own. He/Him
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Hold up The Switch 2, the follow up to the system with the worst stick drift in recent memory, the system that's going to be hurting everyone's wallets this year Isn't even shipping with Hall effect sticks on their controllers? Like I thought that was going to be a forgone conclusion, holy yikes

if you simply said “this is the dumbest motherfucker I’ve ever seen in my life” in 2016 and stuck to it, congratulations: your critical thinking skills are stronger than basically any mainstream political pundit

Can we not post AI slop on this site too? Keep that garbage on Twitter until you learn to create for yourself

Every few months I see a "Why isn't SOAD writing new music?" article pop up It's because their drummer is a right wing douchebag. It's always been the reason why.

TALK TO "MY DOCTOR" LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

I'm sorry but ranked Fall Guys is too absurd a premise to pass up

The current Challenge of the Month in #MLBTheShow has you batting as Elly De La Cruz against a Paul Skenes who throws nothing but 200 mph fastballs Which results in 500 foot nuclear field goals to split the uprights at Great American Ballpark 😳

Time to Nintendo Switch 2 socialism

Recently discovered that the free Express county bus that goes by my place has a stop right next to a duckpin bowling alley 15 minutes away. Got my edibles, it's gonna be a good afternoon

Started up a new Metroid Prime 3 playthrough to prepare for Prime 4, and playing on PC via PrimeHack I am salivating at the prospect of playing with mouse controls at 120fps natively on console. If the Switch 2 releases in the US of course lmao

There needs to be a master database of all corporations/entities who are backing out of pride this year. Do not forget.

CANT LOSE MONEY IF YA DONT HAVE ANY - dashare.zone ADMIN

My two brothers and I are starting our first full season of amateur Apex Legends league play next week, and our logo got approved lmao. Hangin' Brain is ready to deliver the loot 😤

Goosebumps.

Got my first ad in @discord.com Thanks for keeping enshittification alive and well, guys

Really hope the obituaries start getting exciting soon

Brace yourself for the Red Faction Gorilla posts

ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: It has come to my attention that several agencies are now offering WiFi for you to use with your PERSONAL devices. If I were you, I would NOT use that WiFi. I suspect it's a way for DOGE to monitor your personal communications.

Seating jackpot

i love seeing a million posts like "it's funny that he is suffering" and not only do we all know who he is but we all want the same thing. like who's the pronoun now dipshit

You know society is getting shittier when Marilyn Manson is scheduling new tour dates

Genuinely second guessing getting back into IT. AI is a fucking cancer and everyone's drinking the kool-aid

I want whatever Nintendo is smoking if they think people are going to pay actual money for an edutainment title that clearly should've been bundled with the console

Drag x Drive looks like it could be fun, but that has to be the worst name for a sports title I've ever seen

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Caps win, Ovi goal, it was a good night at the Gahden

Off to the airport enroute to Boston. My brother got tickets for the Caps/Bruins game on 4/1 back when Ovi was estimated to pass Gretzky around that time. Doubtful he scores 5 Tuesday night but you never know!

When your partner goes on a trip to NYC and offers to bring anything back, the correct answer is always bagels

Despite how "in style" videogame adaptations are right now, I really would love to see a Mass Effect movie. Doesn't need to follow the original trilogy, I just want it done Clue style where you go into the cinema and either get the Paragon version or the Renegade version

Guardians hat on a Twins ad makes sense to the Fanatics and that explains everything you need to know about the Fanatics

This season I've got probably my favorite Rocket League car combo yet. That fade at the back end wasn't even expected, love this look

Operation clean cut: Phase one complete

And that's a wrap on Mass Effect 1! It's funny how much easier insanity difficulty is on PC compared to console. Snipers are still just ridiculously OP *and* handy when it comes to hiding the evidence!