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mauser.bsky.social
Winterion Game Studios personality. Cat dad. Sports announcer. Diehard Capitals fan. Tweets/thoughts/bad takes are 100% my own. He/Him
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If you ever feel like a massive fucking idiot, take comfort in the fact that you're not one of the people trying to board a plane with a Costco card for ID

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The pride tape is now 1G 2A through two Pride Month games Today's goal was a rare clapper from outside the circles, thankfully handcuffed the goalie over the shoulder

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The amount of devs taking shots at other devs at Summer Games Fest is really getting uncomfortable. All they're doing is painting targets on their own backs for when their own game flops. I don't know who or what is supposed to be celebrated at this show but it shouldn't be at anyone else's expense

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

I don't think anything says the "Silksong will surely be at this showcase, right?!" bit isn't funny anymore than it being used as a setup joke for a Deadpool game trailer.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Hotboxing the big boi

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Was legitimately stoked for Splitgate 2, shoutout to another ego trip PR nightmare exec fixing that for me

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ATAB

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Gustave with the rookie mistake, there's a reason why you gotta stay upwind from the gommaged #ClairObscur #Expedition33

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Say someone ends up reducing a rage room to rubble, is that a high score or frowned upon?

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There needs to be a conditional timeline block feature where I can block "Elon" in every instance but the phrase "Elon dead at 53" can be whitelisted

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As a Yakuza 0 fan, this was an absolute treat to watch. Thank you SEGA!! IKUZO! 👊 www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyTP1Qn2uhM

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authoritarian sociopathy eroded what was left of American ethical norms making indiscriminate mass murder more palatable and THIS GUY'S PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT

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Water puts his ass into sport mode 😳

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Honestly looks like they opened the character creator and just clicked Finish

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being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

submitted 3 days ago • 132 comments

This is the blandsomest James Bond ever haha

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Whoa they made Marvel vs Marvel

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IO Interactive was born to make a Bond game. Beyond hyped for this

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Sword of the Sea aka Tony Hawk's Pro Journey

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So happy to see Final Fantasy Tactics getting its flowers

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@gunk is this real? @gorp what's 1+1? @gloop why is mom saying its bedtime? @gurk

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Saw someone justifying their use of LLMs for work saying they use it as an "auto-start, not an auto-finish" to get over writers block and the like I'm sorry, but if you need to rely on stealing other peoples' inspiration to do your job you should probably find a new one

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Democracy may die in darkness but this is where journalism dies

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Nubby's Number Factory is the CoCoMelon of gaming

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My little guys turned two last month but they still chitter at the laser pointer 🥹

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Makes sense coming from him given how soulless Fortnite is

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Starting Clair Obscur right after a breakup sure was a decision lmao

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Peak pride month advertising

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Actually taking a mental health day tomorrow, miracles do happen

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I think it's time to find a way out of IT. AI is only going to get worse and there's no way in hell I'm going to do anything to encourage its growth

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whos up having kind of a hard time coping with the existence of evil

submitted 4 days ago • 23 comments

NEW: Civilians just surrounded ICE officers who wore battle gear, rifles & masks. Civilians shouted "shame," "N*zis," and walked toward them. ICE backed up, then RAN back to their vans, and left. This is how to nonviolently challenge ICE thugs.

submitted 5 days ago • 29 comments

Being broken up with is certainly a way to celebrate pride month I guess

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Got a new vape batter and it has a little LCD display, one of the things it tracks is how long your last pull was. I cannot, can NOT afford to treat this like a high score

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment