mauser.bsky.social
Winterion Game Studios personality. Cat dad. Sports announcer. Diehard Capitals fan. Tweets/thoughts/bad takes are 100% my own. He/Him
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*takes a bite of breakfast*
"hmm, sweetie could you squat over my eggs for a minute?"
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If you're a gaming studio exec, stay off the stage, shut the fuck up, and let professional PR people let the game speak for itself
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He'd be a leading expert on the subject tbh
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Oh cool, more trash AI slop, that'll show em!
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He deserves it tho, instead he's relegated to being the fart man
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Absolute sham that the big dumpy doesn't get the Lil Dumpy
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Flashback to my dad installing a game for my 11th birthday ahead of time, but hid it in random DOS directories so I couldn't find it.
I still found it, lmao "Dad, what is Need for Speed: High Stakes doing here??"
"Uhh it's a demo, uh don't worry about it, ahh forget it happy birthday"
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Yooo you're on this?? Gorgeous game, got Journey vibes before they even said who made it lmao
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we are scientists in our bath
reaching for the body soap
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... Are they boiling their burgers?
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Sprayed catnip on their spring toys as a treat, and this is the first time I've seen it affect Saren? Whole household's getting zooted tonight
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pirate of the skies
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Barque's*
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Remember when journalists weren't just PR machines for techbros?
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GIVE ME SOMEONE TO SMOOCH
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battery* lmao
Call me a vape batter the way I hit it daily