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He/him! SFW content, though maybe not the best behaved. 30s - he/him
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You could just hold it... right? You *can* hold it?
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This is SO cute and fun. He's so expressive and I love the composition!
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I don't know why summer here has to be so hot AND humid. I'm not trying to feel wet on the outside!
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This is such a nice way to celebrate summer!
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The whole process feels like they're trying to make you pee yourself in front of others. Good job! 🌟 They gave me flomax and then made me hold it for an ultrasound and then rubbed warm goo near my bits. They might as well play waterfall noises to calm you down. 😤
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this knowledge is so dangerous for my bath expenses, thank you Jaq 🙏😔 now I'm going to be insufferably baby scented
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Was it yellow before?
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I got some cute briefs from this Etsy store! They even have some training pants in another section of the site. They've got dinosaurs, whales, cars, etc. in high and low cut formats! www.etsy.com/shop/Toddler...
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I once was feverish and sweaty and used Goodnites bed mats to keep from having to wash sheets constantly ... highly recommend.
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So maybe not active assistance but... supervision? 🤔
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Picture day is going to be SO COOL
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this makes me so nostalgic for when I was wrestling people on a ring made of plywood and old tires 🙏 perfect middlespace activity
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would you want to be at the front, middle, or back? O:
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you've got the jacket in case it's cold outside!! all bases covered
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they get so fussy at this age 🙄
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Put ketchup on your baked potatoes.
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Now you're the little brother *I'm* going to sneak Goodnites from.
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I had my mail held for vacation for a couple of weeks, which comes with a "deliver it all in this date" option. I had mail arriving during this period. instead I got a letter 6 weeks after that date being like "okay we ended your vacation hold!" never got that mail! I think they just tossed it
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This of course happens after repeatedly trying to stab the little hole with the straw and somehow not puncturing it.
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Lion sona without a mane is pretty suspicious...
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I used to like when my Mac case would crack a bit because it was a good excuse to get a new color and more suspiciously cute stickers.
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I remember thinking I was the best at the game as a kid and then getting humbled by Tubular and the rest of the Special Zone. 😭
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I'm looking for a bookie so I can bet on the odds of success.
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They're actually a real company! superundies.com They make bigger ones here, even though they only have a few printed ones right now: threadedarmor.com
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1. I hope it's Rugrats Apparel Briefs 2. I did briefly think you meant the show and got REALLY excited about the concept of adult Reptaur briefs