melc.bsky.social
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I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Hellmans packets before!
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But there are only two other people at my gym, so these Venn diagrams check out.
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This is the road to hot pot
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Tell me more about this store.
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Tortilla chip crust
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Biggest oof of a movie I’ve watched so far this year.
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See also:
- listening to one song on repeat for two weeks
- wearing headphones for two hours before realizing you never started the music
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It me
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There were some set photos from a few months ago that suggest at least some aspect of this arc will be told.
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The worst part about that kind of take is that it suggests only unskilled or untalented people are capable of inflicting harm.
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I think about my jaw crashing into the toilet every time I get out of the shower. Probably totally normal thoughts, right?
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On first read, I thought you meant their informant was a dog or cat or something, and I would probably watch that.
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I can’t wait for peaches.
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I miss Waffle!
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Oscar Mayer should be the ones regretting not making these hot dog flavored. Cowards.
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What a meaningless argument. I have gray hair yet am still pretty foolish.
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Wait I thought RIP was like “ded 💀” but I still use 😆 so I’m likely way wrong.
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I was so hoping for the Kissinger-esque revelry again.
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If you find it, let me know.
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Yessss!
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My normal writing is half-cursive half-chicken scratch which made this really difficult to wrap my head around.
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I’m screwed. They’re just going to accidentally kill me by making questionable decisions.
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Me justifying another pair of black boots.
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So toasting after eating is still ok?
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It’ll still be very den-like compared to the average living room, for example. Tighter quarters can help with potty training if the whole space is only enough for a bed, but I think most dogs would prefer some extra space otherwise. You could also drape a blanket over top to make it feel more cozy.
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If you have space for it, too big would give him some extra wiggle room so it couldn’t hurt. Is there a size in between? 42” is XL in a lot of brands.
(And yes, so much work… we have to take breaks in between 😅)
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This doesn’t compute. I foster German shepherds all the time in a 42” crate. 😆
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They’re discovering jubilation together!
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So you’re saying it’s on the black bloc-chain?
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Truly priceless 🖤
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Thank goodness I only have bottom tier apes.
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Oklahoma tho 💀
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The Proposition score is chef's kiss too.
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It's a lie I tell the internet
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Biden is also a person who says and thinks things. And also a war criminal!
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Biden does still have the potential to do the funniest thing ever now.
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“He was in fact person. A person who said and thought things.”
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Choose cash back or a resort vacation on an island destroyed by colonialism!
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Do 9 war crimes, get the 10th one free!
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At which point I lept up to throw this together.