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melissaott.bsky.social
She’s been lots of places and has seen lots of things. She knows a little bit about a lot. All that, and more, with a brain full of bees! 🐝
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Watch this for a deeper dive into the topic. www.cbsnews.com/news/preside...
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I’m showing my age with this one. m.youtube.com/watch?v=_yJC...
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To be fair, he did get his kidney stolen bc of that mountain so…
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I need to have my meltdowns privately to get it all out.
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Are you sure, Charlieee? Bad things happen at Candy Mountain.
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You can also lead it to Candy Mountain.
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But all of the audio is the same and is just a rick roll.
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Let’s go old school Twitter style and just continuously email with what we did. “Just ate a stale bagel and microwaved coffee. Photo attached.” “Cleaned out refrigerator. Summary of leftovers tossed and which grew more mold attached.” “Walked the dogs and cleaned many poops. See video.”
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There’s no such thing as too honest. Don’t forget to send each bullet point in a separate email!
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Coffee = bean water. Sooo… 🤷🏻‍♀️
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It’s no joke. It’s been circling for awhile. Sorry you had to deal with it too! Hope you’re feeling better.
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I also forgot to take my SSRIs for a couple days so I’m getting the brain zaps as a cherry on top. But it could be worse. They haven’t sent me to a farm for misfit brains yet!
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I think it’s one of the nasties going around, but not the flu or Covid. My voice is not voicing, my chest is making sounds it shouldn’t, I keep choking on whatever nonsense is in my throat, and my skin hurts. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Always an adventure.
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Questionable at best.
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Maaaaaybe?
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I was really quite upset when my oxen came unhitched as we traversed the river. We lost EVERYTHING, including our spare wagon wheel.
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I mean, I haven’t heard anyone use that one, but I don’t get out much.
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There’s always the Simpson Special, Amanda Hugenkiss.
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Wow. That was THE bop. That thong-tha-thong-thong-thong.
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Dibs on Whacka Mole.
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But remember, Big Ballz is taken. Not sure about Deez Nutz tho.
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Make sure to come up with a sick nickname to introduce yourself with before you try it out!
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May it go down the hatch and straight to his overworked liver. Bottoms up!
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Good news: it can be both!!
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Oh, I thought they were all dead.
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But garden gummies are so much better.
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Definitely!
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If I’m gonna eat a fried potato, I need some heft. I have snack standards.
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The only fries I don’t trust are shoestring. I’m sorry but they’re just too skinny to be trustworthy.
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Not everyone can hang with the level of adventure I require when I forget the Vyvanse. 😂 One never knows what kind of trouble I’ll find myself in or what kind of bruises I will discover the next day.
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This is my life off meds. Haha