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Cutlery in the drawer go in this order: 1. Knives 2. Spoons 3. Forks bc spoons& forks are homies &it feels like knives and forks have beef? &knives and spoons have no ill will towards each other. So yeah. Totally unrelated- I feel like Im losing my gd mind every minute of every day wtaf is going on

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I often still feel pretty young. And then I’ll move head around in a circle and it sound like popping bubblewrap

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Listening to old rich white women talk about all their properties when every person I know is struggling to pay their bills while working two jobs is really testing my lexapro this morning

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My doctor called me young and skinny. But she also found a lump where there shouldn’t be one and now I have to drop $572 I don’t have on a mammogram. Both of which I’ll be using as an excuse to eat en entire pint of b&j ice cream tonight 🥲✌🏻

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Listen I don’t trust rich people. But if I see one pick out a cheese at the grocery store… I too will be buying that cheese

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Hot take: it should be just as frowned upon to each Greek yogurt in an open air office as it is to microwave fish in the employee break room.

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Is there a better feeling than responding with receipts when you’ve been told you fucked up? Because if there is I don’t think I’ve felt it yet

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If passed, the SAVE Act would make it significantly harder for millions of eligible citizens to vote. The House has already passed it — tell your Senator now to reject this bill and defend our democracy.

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This part. Unfettered capitalism is the root of all evil

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personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

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Everyone’s talking about how Jeff backed down from showing tariff pricing but not about how if he just gave up just one of his 209.5 billions no one else in the country would feel the pinch of tariff pricing

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Is this negging? It feels like negging. Wym “managed to”? 💀 lmao these have gotten so out of pocket

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Just finished season 2 of Mo. What a beautiful tribute to the people of Palestine while simultaneously a heartbreaking reminder of so many of the ways colonizers have tormented the people of the world. More from Mo Amer and Ramy Youssef please!

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All I can think about is how this moment in history is going to be viewed by generations to come. How embarrassing jfc

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It was estimated that immigrants paid 100 BILLION in taxes in 2022. Where is that revenue going to come from if they’re not here? It also goes without saying—we are all decedents of immigrants and no one is illegal on stolen land.

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Protect unions!!! Collective bargaining and organizing are our best defenses to what’s going down

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The FBI is arresting judges. We just blew through Constitutional Crisis and into fascism.

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Actually though. It’s giving “I want to know what you’re talking about even though it’s NONE of my business and I’ve never been told no so now I’m mad” spoiled brat behavior

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All I can say is trust your gut.

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I’m just imagining a Veep-esque scene where JDs pr team is reeling from the fact Pope Francis died after meeting with him 😂 “his presence killed the best pope we’ve had in decades. How do we make this about immigrant gangs?!”

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I’m gonna be ok. I need to sob in the shower about it first but ultimately I’ll be fine

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Pete looks like a snake made a wish on a shooting start to be a real boy but somehow kept his reptilian brain www.politico.com/news/2025/04...

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Last night was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?

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GOD I'M JUST SO TIRED OF BEING MAD ALL THE TIME but they keep coming up with new stuff to be mad about

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It feels like someone has been rubbing my nervous system with sandpaper since new years and id very much like it to stop

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Weather is getting nice, what if 10 million people went outside at the same time

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I don’t think going back to “great”was meant to be going back to the Great Depression

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This breaks my heart on a whole new level after listening to #TheTelepathyTapes

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So when are we striking?

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My phone; “BREAKING NEWS” My brain: “…🙂‍↔️ le poisson Steve. Il est oraaaange. Il a des bras… et des jambes…. LE POISSON STEVE”

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3 coffees, no food, and an onslaught of breaking news alerts. What could go wrong?

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May I never turn into a 40something year old white woman who is quick to anger when I’m told I didn’t do something correctly and then makes it everyone else’s problem, amen

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Have we tried turning the country off and then back on again?

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Welcome to America where everything is made up and the constitution doesn’t matter (whose country is it anyways?)

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What the last two days of the @thenyt.bsky.social the daily podcast felt like

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"So, when we first hear about the Insurrection Act, it may trigger our alarmism. But better to face it now, before it comes, than learn about it on-the-fly."

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The US is in an abusive relationship with 47 and making it everyone’s problem

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There are gold with green accent girlies and then green with gold accent girlies. Do not get them confused.

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Believing someone who says grocery prices will go down when it’s clear they’ve never set foot in an Albertsons or Safeway in their life is wild

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One flight attendant recalled being told: “‘If a fire occurs in the cabin, if we land on water, don’t check on the immigrants. Just make sure that you and the guards and the people that work for the government get off.’” By @mckenziefunk.com

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How’s that “socially liberal and fiscally conservative” nonesense working out for you? #tariffs

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Living the dream!… an anxiety dream but still

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RIP to whatever I’m supposed to be doing for the next 6 months

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It’s starting to be nice out. Lizard mode activated 🦎☀️

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At this point it wouldn’t surprise me if this was the singularity hell the effective altruists and Zizians predicted because we all in fact died back in 2012

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I recently dyed my hair purple and wouldn’t you know it’s the perfect color to match the dark circles under my eyes

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