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Cats are life. She/her/hers Fuck MAGA and anyone who supports the orange demon. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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Remember: You can't spell "guillotine" without "Luigi."

Great storms announce themselves with a single breeze, and a single random spark can ignite the fires of rebellion. (Bishop of Aquila - "LadyHawke")

Maybe it's already begun, but I think it's time to go from Resistance to Rebellion.

I wonder how much it would cost to hire Martin Blank. I've got a fork he can use.

To our Democratic "leaders": You do realize that when democracy dies, your careers are over, right? Along with whatever career perks you receive? Is that enough to light a fire under your asses or not?

Right now, Democratic "leadership" makes me think of a crossing guard on valium. Most of them are not even bothering to utter a spaced-out "Stop" and are just letting the traffic plow into people.

I wonder if I can find a shooting range around here. I feel like blasting the bloody bejeezus out of something.

MAGA = Make America Grieve Again And Again. And Again. And Again.

How quickly do you think we could clone Luigi?

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

I wish Anonymous would hack the White House webpage and draw Hitler mustaches on all the photos of the orange demon.

I bet the numbers for his State funeral will be through the roof though. (Gods grant that it be soon.)

House staff trying to raise the flags to full staff for the inauguration are struggling. The cords are frozen.

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

@kevinhearne.bsky.social I really wish your Druids were real. The planet needs so much healing right now. 😔

Post a pic you took to add some calm to the timeline.

Well. If you can't shoot a dog, steal one, I guess? These creatures (I won't dignify their existence by calling them humans) are trash.

Here's my skircle - otherwise known as the Rebel Alliance.

Before he leaves the White House, I think Joe should rig up some Home-Alone-style traps for the orange demon to find. Apparently, there are 25 of them so....go to town, Joe.

Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.