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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

It's been

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If you see this, share a skeleton

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This is an excellent template and should be disseminated widely

Casually texting my flight number and the location of my will to my sister before takeoff. #blessed

what happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? they kaleidescope

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

You know? I still find it remarkably easy to remain patriotic throughout this administration. Trump and the MAGA crowd are a repudiation of every single civic ideal that the United States is meant to represent—and I see no reason to stop believing in those ideals because of them.

welp

Okay then Will That Asteroid Strike Earth? Risk Level Rises to Highest Ever Recorded. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/s...

Missouri's AG Andrew Bailey is suing Starbucks, arguing that its workforce is too "female" and "non-white" and as a result Missouri consumers “pay higher prices and wait longer for goods and services" because its workforce is "less qualified" This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.

I just eyeballed the yeast, salt, flour, and water for a loaf of bread. It looks like an extra wet dough and I just popped it into the oven to bake. Stay tuned for an assessment of disaster.

Spend some time gambling in the French Riviera with Jeanne Moreau! It’s Jacques Demy’s Bay of Angels!

The Department of Government Efficiency is ransacking multiple federal agencies, without oversight or safeguards, and EFF is glad to join the brigade of lawsuits to protect this critical information.

JUST IN: A federal judge in Washington state, who blocked Trump's executive order re: transgender health care, says it is unconstitutional in multiple ways, including usurping Congress' power of the purse storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

we’re going to send the troops in to set up a perimeter around the chickens

This goof just claimed that chickens are being killed "randomly" and that chickens "can't really fly."

I'm late to #Svengoolie tonight; what's the goal here? Kill young men with snake venom for fun? Or is there some sort of snake god at play? #Sssssss

Me: My coat is great because it's got enough pockets to hold my credit card, phone, a mask, and keys. No purse needed! My spouse: I can fit my clipboard in one pocket, a box of girl scout cookies in another, and there's tons of space leftover.

A cousin-in-law brought us tea from China and it's WHOLE LEAVES 🌱🌱🌱 Not even the fancy expensive stuff I buy States-side has whole entire leaves!!!!

Is Emma (2020) going to have a resurgence now that both Anna Taylor-Joy and Mia Goth are huge stars? I'm just getting around to watching Emma now and it's much snappier & funnier than other adaptations I've seen.

I downloaded a different map app

if i was going to do a "massacre" of job cuts i would do it before or after valentine's day, just so it wouldn't be, like as memorable as possible

Seventh prosecutor in Eric Adams case resigns and calls out President Trump's ex-lawyer in a scathing letter accusing the DOJ of looking for a "fool" to dismiss the charges. Read more:

A resignation letter for the ages: "I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me."

One coder added at least two database entries that are visible on the live site and say “this is a joke of a .gov site” and “THESE ‘EXPERTS’ LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN -roro.” www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...

I only listen to snake jazz

Law enforcement exercising their official duties in public do not have a reasonable expectation of privacy. This includes ICE agents. As long as you are not interfering with their duties, you generally have a right to record them on duty.