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merr313.bsky.social
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I'm trying to win these tickets to antiques roadshow

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning!

submitted 48 days ago • 996 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 48 days ago • 171 comments

Some people leave their christmas trees up for months which I believe is a signifier of clinical depression

submitted 60 days ago • 32 comments

The music video portion of the evening is critical.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

stop stop stop stop STOP STOP STOPPPPPPP - Those pilots, probably

submitted 66 days ago • 4 comments

I will never haunt a man after I die because there's no way I'm continuing to do excessive unpaid emotional labor in the afterlife

submitted 66 days ago • 40 comments

I put plastic on my windows because it's cold...my cat tore a hole through it 😭

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Amazon drivers at a major Atlanta facility have voted unanimously to authorize a strike. They join @teamsters.bsky.social in NYC, Illinois, and California in authorizing strikes at Amazon in the lead up to Christmas — the company's busiest days.

submitted 67 days ago • 178 comments

Another environmental catastrophe caused by Russians east of Crimea, after one of their decaying oil tankers broke apart on high seas 2 days ago, 35km of pristine coastline has been contaminated in true Russian style. And these tankers are now all over the world.

submitted 68 days ago • 1193 comments

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything". Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something. They just don't care about YOU.

submitted 71 days ago • 632 comments

Someone just drove by my house and yelled "I love being alive" and I don't like knowing there's psychos like that out there.

submitted 71 days ago • 19 comments

We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house. We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!

submitted 72 days ago • 1192 comments

submitted 74 days ago • 579 comments

I fucking love cooking. I made quesobirrias tonight...didn't take any pictures but the flavor was insane. Best birria I've ever made. Tomorrow caldo de pollo, I'm on a roll

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

G’morning. Only 15 shopping days ‘til Christmas and 41 protesting days before we get shot by the military!

submitted 75 days ago • 16 comments

I be like "idgaf" then talk to myself about it for 3 days. 😩

submitted 78 days ago • 3 comments

Why am I up super early on a Saturday?

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

This is Pooter🤍 a little baby who's breath smells like death

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

submitted 78 days ago • 116 comments

For 2 decades. That’s cute.

submitted 79 days ago • 51 comments

I don't have the social battery or sex device to deal with this swinger couple that has been trying to lure me in

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

submitted 79 days ago • 725 comments

What do I with my life Reddit

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I just want someone to cook for me. A nice home meal made with love 🥹❤️

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???

submitted 90 days ago • 508 comments

Drake has launched a second legal action against UMG over Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us,” accusing the music giant of defamation and claiming it could have halted the release of a song “falsely accusing him of being a sex offender”

submitted 89 days ago • 400 comments

My friends make me feel bad for not hanging out with them...but in reality it's hard for me to even leave my room these days 😭

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever came up with the insult “are schools illegal in America?” really cooked us tbh.

submitted 91 days ago • 36 comments

"I will not let you control me" I say to my cat as he begs me to feed him earlier

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

To be two lazy kittys 🤍

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I have to face the fact I am lactose intolerant. I need to stop bro my farts are so lethal right now omggggg 😭

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Birds can fly and we hardly even talk about it

submitted 93 days ago • 27 comments

uber eats: u look hungry me: ya uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy me: ya uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered me: ya

submitted 95 days ago • 58 comments

H.R. 9494, the attack on non-profits bill, has passed the house. But it went from being supported by 52 Dems to just 15. Time to get on your Senator's case and halt the bill there.

submitted 94 days ago • 74 comments

"Bluesky is awesome now, for how long?" I mean, look, all things change and end, we will all die, earth will be uninhabitable in a billion years, then the sun will expand and destroy the planet, and the universe will die a slow death of proton decay. But BEFORE THAT, let's make this place fun, okay?

submitted 95 days ago • 614 comments

I haveeee to get these 2 stray cats fixed before it gets too cold out. My brother may not like it but I'm bringing them inside 🤷🏻‍♀️

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

My cat is so on time when it comes to his dinner

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

submitted 97 days ago • 222 comments

Andrew Tate got banned from Bluesky in less than one day. Another reason things are so much better here than Twitter.

submitted 96 days ago • 1389 comments

submitted 96 days ago • 27 comments

Why did this man me ask what my Starbucks order is?? We've been boycotting them for over a year sir...

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

I need a job 😭

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

submitted 97 days ago • 1283 comments

Once you see how everything is connected you can't unsee it

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

X: Blocked people can read your tweets Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting

submitted 97 days ago • 284 comments