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34. He/they/she (🥚). SF Bay Area. North American river otter. Find me in a river. Or in bed. A riverbed. Could be 🔞
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This is like the advanced version of realizing that you're an adult and can have cake for breakfast.
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I'm here to give you explicit permission to do this and to feel great about it.
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Nah, just had the stuff and wanted to make 'em. :3
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@hours.bsky.social
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youtu.be/x5EmpGOKB4A?...
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@benmouse.bsky.social once sent me the funniest message I've ever gotten.
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It still makes me <emotion> to this day.
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So a biscuit!
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"The extra O stands for BYOBB"
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Does this post say "go" or "goo?"
You'll never know. Or knew.
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What's up, <CUSTOMER_FNAME>!
We were just enjoying some <LASTORDER_CLASS> and it made us think of you - remember when we had that <LASTORDER_PRODUCT> together?
Haha, anyway...
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youtu.be/8Q2wjs7kwYw?...
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY PRETEND OTTER ISN'T REAL
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It's 9-12 inches, but you have to measure laterally.
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Meeeee
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the first time I heard
Johanna
in a conversation last fall
on a day I could feel
new aches in my breast
what I now recognize
was [Jon]
feeling too tight,
clenched about my skin
closing off
those inviting
open curves
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This is the correct answer.
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@mynx.spacefox.engineer
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This is the funniest post I have seen on bsky thank you
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Mmm. Heard.
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No, I didn't mean to imply that it's 100%, but I see that I really didn't specify that. Mea culpa.
But I have yet to hear any other explanation that makes the "it's a choice" stance seen like an even remotely reasonable perspective.
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I finally heard a perspective that I understand: that they are all feeling these same impulses but are willfully stifling them, and therefore they believe that being queer is absolutely a matter of choice rather than something they should be embracing themselves.
And that terrifies me.
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Chocolate-covered strawberries do sound incredible...
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But it is a credit to the title that people are hardly ever sleeping in that movie!
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This is what you see when you die.
Whether it's before or after is a matter of extensive debate.
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You mean Guster live in Oakland? Yes it isssss.
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It's just like Chants of Senaar.