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The King has written to Parliament asking that the USA independence experiment be mothballed asap.

Europe & Japan should get together to create own version of X, Insta, Meta, Facebook, Apple, & every god-damn us app ever created. This is the best idea I got from yesterday’s analysis of events.

Rename Gulf of America to Gulf of Moscow already

Imagine how aggressive those two dip-shits are behind closed doors. In a dog-eat-dog world…it’s America first

Unbelievable. Donald Trump has been invited to a state visit to the UK. We should not be rolling out the red carpet to celebrate this man. Agree? Add your name to the petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/no...

Thames Water “threatens regulators with bankruptcy”. How inept have you got to be to have a product that people cannot live without and where you plead poverty. Not only that, but your competition doesn’t exist. Only morons could eff this up so well.

Enjoy the ride West Han. Potter will take you up and let you down. #whu

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do. Freya Stark

Thinking about selling these for $10,000 each and then sending them an empty box

Brighton potentially and temporary going second after 13 games is mental. All the pundits will be scrambling to catch up…apart from Darren Bent…he’s noticed that we are a threat to the Big 6.

I was at Disneyland the day they were celebrating Dick VanDyke’s 90th birthday. He came out and danced with the chimney sweeps to Step In Time and put them all to shame. I’ve always been a big fan of his, but holy crap, it was impressive to see him dance at 90.

Imagine being one of the richest billionaires on the planet and having a 16 year head start and being so wildly incompetent that you lose the battle for ‘best social media app.’

If you’re seeing some glitches today, it’s growing pains from scaling up so quickly! Thanks for bearing with us.

Ever found yourself lying awake at night wondering what Ryan Babel would think if Brighton qualified for the Champions League? Now you don't have to! "I think #BHAFC have been great for the Premier League, and I would love to see them get into the Champions League." Wise words from a wise man 👇🏼

Never again. Unless it causes an escalation that would damage our economy.

It's Black Friday. 25% of all Rubles. @antitankiator.bsky.social

I am trying to take public transportation more instead of driving. I am trying to eliminate my spending at Walmart and Amazon entirely. I am trying to use less plastic. I am trying to eat less meat and never get fast food. These tiny acts of resistance add up. I recommend you all try to do the same.

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

While we're waiting for Friday to turn up, here's a picture of Al's dog. She's called Roxy, and she's pathetically soppy. Feel free to post pics of your dog. #albiondogpic

Leicester are expected to name a new manager before Albion’s visit to the King Power. 🔥 Former Brighton boss Graham Potter is a strong contender, having been close to taking the role in the summer. #BHAFC

Coast of Florida

#BHAFC fans, let’s keep this in mind. None of us can reach as many Brighton fans on here as we’d like without the help of the other fans who are already following along and sharing what they enjoy with others. To those who have already, and will continue to do so, most sincerely, thank you.

If I had a pound for every time I confused the Clock app with the Calculator app, I'd have 12:25pm

De Zerbi showing his Marseilles players his Man U contract and talking loyalty…,what a man-child.