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Senior fantasy writer @theathletic. Writes the back of the cards for Topps. Collectibles scribe for @theathletic. Formerly at The Wall Street Journal Sports and FiveThirtyEight. U.S. Election correspondent at The Independent, 2018-20.
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So easy to use this to say that Elon and the GOP want to replace you all with AI.

Choose your fighter

Trump pardoned the sentence of arguably the single biggest drug trafficker in American history on his second day in office!

Worst. Episode. EVER.

Governor Mills killing it.

Everyone should agree to what Trump wants and then not follow through. What is his enforcement mechanism? Ukraine doesn't give the minerals. Now what? California doesn't do the conditions to get wildfire relief. Now what? Colleges say no DEI and do it anyway. Now what?

Eric Adams can’t be trusted. That’s why I’ve asked Eric Adams for his recommendations of who should help keep him in check.

for all the ways the United States of America have made the world a palpably worse place to live for billions and billions of human beings, the USPS is such a triumph of organization and people barely see it or think about it you *have* to save the USPS

Just now learning that Patreon is about to start letting Apple rob creators blind for some reason and in conclusion FML

Man I would be trading Dominguez EVERYWHERE in Dynasty.

"Hey, Dad, did people really dress like this in the 2020s?" "No, sweetheart. That man was very rich and powerful before scientists discovered that ketamine, sleep deprivation, and prolonged exposure to social media could cause profound brain damage." "Oh, bless his heart."

But "white" stays amirite.... It’s Time to Retire the Term 'People of Color' politicalwire.com/2025/02/21/i...

When I see Steve Bannon doing a Nazi salute to cheers it means only one thing: 420,000 U.S. troops died defending our country from Nazi assholes and 77 million people voted for them to be in power. MAGA betrayed our country voting for this nightmare.

This is how many hours per week a person needs to work in order to escape poverty. The US is dead last. #Poverty #USA

Easily the most destructive figure in American history. He had a dozen chances to stop small-d democratic erosion and chose to accelerate it every time.

Trump has ZE-RO "business acumen." It was a TV show!

Just say you're ending them and don't.

As Elon Musk’s DOGE chainsaws through federal agencies with budget and staff cuts, Tesla and SpaceX, cornerstones of Musk’s fabulous wealth, continue to benefit from public money. They probably wouldn’t have succeeded without it.

Joe D. spinning in his grave.

Things seem pretty grim right now, but remember, the Chiefs lost the Super Bowl in humiliating fashion.

OMG the #Knicks are going to kill me.

The #Knicks can't lose this game come on.

What's going to happen to Wemby card value in the short term?

Another so-called Democratic "leader" lets us down.

This doesn't seem relevant!

For every million federal jobs cut, a billionaire’s tax rate drops by 0.25%. Stay strong, Elon!

The world is clamping down on us. It's trying to keep us in our routines. Overwhelm us with responsibility to our loved ones and fellow man. Distract us from the decay of institutions and corruption while the world closes in.

With all due respect, Congressman, he’s not trying to distract from anything here. He’s a grandiose pathological narcissist. A narcissistic sociopath. A malignant narcissist. A psychopath. A megalomaniac. This is what he thinks of himself. And what he wants others to think of him.

Take your impotent rage and make impotent rage-ade!

Imagine if Obama said this? Only white people can get away with this level of narcissism. And MAGA eats it up. www.huffpost.com/entry/donald...

This is what makes these stories so interesting and why I publish them: they’re regular people, scoring amazing cards at insane prices. A close relative of attic finds.