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I am way too sensitive to watch those, “I took a pic of myself every day for 22 yrs” vids. 🥹

Is this free speech? open.substack.com/pub/newsguar...

And then you fill them back up with food coloring and put them in your windowsill for decoration. 🌈

This entire series was so enlightening. I watched beginning to end. But this episode really brought it home. @timothysnyder.bsky.social m.youtube.com/watch?v=oOjJ...

Ketamine is the psyop! It makes people think they’re profound just by doing idiom wordplay. We’re all, “Russia is the enemy.” They’re all, “But have you considered killing two stones with one bird?”

Landlords losing tenants is the only way to speak to these people now. Keep telling them.

Elon musk tweeting the US should leave NATO is the opposite of anti-war. You are on the pro-war side now, you cigarette butt-bagging bitch.

We’d like to remind everyone of our number one rule: we don’t talk about Fight Club. Our movement walks a fine line, and sometimes our silence is intentional.

Everyone in a pyramid scheme on insta. You just know this means business.

18F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want – yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people: 18f.org

“Have you said thank you once? Just say thank you” is what abusers say.

Well Things Get Complicated Fast- should honestly the Libertarian tagline 😂 @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social @nickgillespie.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/4YxC...

Hundreds of protestors have disrupted JD Vance's planned vacation in Vermont. #3E #EndImpunity #StandWithUkraine

Unionize now, weirdos.

This is all of America.

Opinion section now reserved for only Bezos’ opinion. Wild move for a “newspaper.” www.npr.org/series/g-s1-...

Even a short digital detox can have a real effect on your brain. Research shows that just three days away from your smartphone changes activity in brain regions related to impulses and rewards.

We need more of this. More of the nice people speaking out. I’m too angry. If you claim to be Christian, be Christian. Show us. The part-time Christianity is weak and see-through at best, hypocritical at worst. open.substack.com/pub/travisan...

oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety

Ugh this episode broke me. Really good storytelling. ❤️

Me, up to bat at softball.

Dang this Project 2025 tracker is going to be very interesting, for lack of a better word. Thanks for sharing, @trav-tatman.bsky.social. www.project2025.observer?utm_source=s...

I still can’t get over how shitty Kanye’s swastika T-shirts were. I washed mine ONCE and it shrunk two sizes. This country is going down the tubes.

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The abundance mindset girlies went to no this is mine overnight.

Lmao. 🤣 I love how modern car jackers have to be like, “um mam, can you go get your keys and meet me back here?”

Men are afraid women won’t laugh at their jokes. The jokes:

“You can just do stuff!” -twitterer who’s just been doing Twitter for last 8 yrs #tpot

@healingfromhealing.substack.com

Such a strange time in technology when it can write your entire Phd thesis… but also, like, you can still just use your friend to sign you out of class. apple.news/Akd7Qwo3qSI2...

The idea that anti-depressants are addictive is so dumb. Same as anti-psychotics. They’re so effective, you’re quickly convinced you don’t need them. We really need to make them more addictive. Maybe I’d stop losing them. open.substack.com/pub/emilyiny...

Conspiracy theories are a balm for people who love what capitalism gave them (the ability to stop competing), but despise what capitalism is/will take away, as they stop competing. There’s no way to both defend and criticize the system. You gotta blame lizard people.

Damn talking to ChatGPT about capitalism is so freeing.

At least let us cannibalize ourself.

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist

Libertarian spaces on the internet feels like watching a team building group try to untie themselves from the human knot, when really they could just let go.

Trying to get his chores done fast so he can sneak out before his friends honk.

The arc of cinema is long and bends towards we’re all just transformers.