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Isopod Culture

submitted 31 days ago • 7 comments

Me: trying to figure out if my ears are ringing or my fridge is making a high-pitched whine Maintenance @ 9am this morning: DRILL BABY DRILL

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Nevir shal Ich give thee up Nevir shal Ich let thee doun Nevir shal Ich runne arounde and go from thee Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh Nevir speke falsehood And cause thee sorrowe

submitted 17 hours ago • 5 comments

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.

submitted 17 hours ago • 160 comments

#IDecidedToSwitch from caffeine to melatonin. Wake me up next week.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Watch like nobody is dancing.

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

If you’re on fire, don't combustion into my house.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Kindness is like peeing yourself in dark pants. Everyone can see it, but only you feel the warmth. Be the piss you wish to see in the world.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I used to think the glass was half full. Then I realized it’s just refillable and probably full of micro plastics.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

I hear atheists are trying to claim tax exemption because they are non-prophet.

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Pre-order Open Now:

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Does anyone know of any wilted indoor plant cc?? I have been looking for agessss and can’t find anything

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Sorry I shitposted the bed.

submitted 23 hours ago • 13 comments

Yes, the zoo is partially funded by public dollars. No, that does not make them “your wombats.”

submitted 22 hours ago • 9 comments

Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

submitted 1 day ago • 1151 comments

“THE YOGURT HAD MY GOD DAMN NAME ON IT, MARGARET.”

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

You know you need a break when you read "(1)" in plain text and get notification anxiety.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Sweeping the tide. #DoingOneThingAtATime

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

“Quiet night, Jimmy?” “Yeah. You want that topped off?” “Not just yet, thanks.” “Mind if I put on the TV?” “Anything but the fucking news.”

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

2025 Canadian comic festivals featuring creators & some small publishers which are free or admission by donation, a 🧵 I couldn't find this specific list anywhere, so I made my own! Please let me know of any that I've missed, and I'll add them to the thread - thanks!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I am painting a self-portrait with pink vampire bats the size of dogs

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

I don't think any of us can judge the people who clap when the plane lands now.

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

looking back everything went to shit when Schoolhouse Rock stopped airing

submitted 1 day ago • 483 comments

Nephew: [puts book in my lap] uncle grant, can you help me find Waldo Me: holy shit that's the busiest fucking mall I've ever seen

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Isopod Culture

Me: trying to figure out if my ears are ringing or my fridge is making a high-pitched whine Maintenance @ 9am this morning: DRILL BABY DRILL

Nevir shal Ich give thee up Nevir shal Ich let thee doun Nevir shal Ich runne arounde and go from thee Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh Nevir speke falsehood And cause thee sorrowe

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.

#IDecidedToSwitch from caffeine to melatonin. Wake me up next week.

Watch like nobody is dancing.

If you’re on fire, don't combustion into my house.

Kindness is like peeing yourself in dark pants. Everyone can see it, but only you feel the warmth. Be the piss you wish to see in the world.

I used to think the glass was half full. Then I realized it’s just refillable and probably full of micro plastics.

I hear atheists are trying to claim tax exemption because they are non-prophet.

Pre-order Open Now:

Does anyone know of any wilted indoor plant cc?? I have been looking for agessss and can’t find anything

Sorry I shitposted the bed.

Yes, the zoo is partially funded by public dollars. No, that does not make them “your wombats.”

Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

“THE YOGURT HAD MY GOD DAMN NAME ON IT, MARGARET.”

You know you need a break when you read "(1)" in plain text and get notification anxiety.

Sweeping the tide. #DoingOneThingAtATime

“Quiet night, Jimmy?” “Yeah. You want that topped off?” “Not just yet, thanks.” “Mind if I put on the TV?” “Anything but the fucking news.”

2025 Canadian comic festivals featuring creators & some small publishers which are free or admission by donation, a 🧵 I couldn't find this specific list anywhere, so I made my own! Please let me know of any that I've missed, and I'll add them to the thread - thanks!

I am painting a self-portrait with pink vampire bats the size of dogs

I don't think any of us can judge the people who clap when the plane lands now.

looking back everything went to shit when Schoolhouse Rock stopped airing

Nephew: [puts book in my lap] uncle grant, can you help me find Waldo Me: holy shit that's the busiest fucking mall I've ever seen

The Owl Man and the Seal #EggCornBookTitles #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame

he died doing what he loved: commenting, liking, and subscribing

MORE COWBELL!!! That will fix us