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@[email protected] Actually, as it used to say in our terms when you pour lemon juice on your monitor, you pay us to burn your retinas. This was removed when we added dark mode.
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@[email protected] we're on it
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@[email protected] social media management is my passion
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@[email protected] we wanna save all our good threats for when we need them. it's expensive, and requires a lot of bureaucracy with corporate, it's just a whole mess
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I swear to God. Marketing came up with that last one. It's going up on billboards and ads n everything. Don't be shocked when Windows 11 gives you a start menu ad asking you to put our meat in your mouth.