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Windows 11 works great on the transgender framework just thought you should know

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

We just stole your work and fed it to an AI model FAQ: Q. Can you stop? A. No Q. I'm going to kill you! This is fucked up! A. No you're not, and I'm evil and have lots of money Q. This is copyright infringement! You can't do that! A. Yes I can, I'm Microsoft. Q. My work was poisoned! You […]

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Windows can't run without ads. This is a fact of life. and if you even think about switching to one of those ad-free OSes we will come to your house and break your legs.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

We at Microsoft are tired of your bullshit. We're just gonna start suing people for all their worth.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Open your Xbox one and you'll find the master chief I mean it, open your Xbox Go ahead, void your warranty to see our little Easter egg, I promise it's worth it Void your warranty and then buy our Xbox parts

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

some people have been asking me why Halo 5 hasn't reached PC since it's console release. that's because we're trying to protect you. you don't want to go back to halo 5. we're saving you.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

we at Microsoft want you to write more alt-text.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I will eat my copilot plus PC if you can manage to get Windows 11 running on a Windows phone.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Introducing Microsoft Meat. No, not Meet, Google already did that, we already have teams. Microsoft Meat. It's a butcher shop powered by AI. Get my meat in your mouth today!

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Meta really stole the term we made for our failed VR project and went with that shit It doesn't even make sense for VR shit lmaooooo suck it zuck

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The reveal that the Xbox OS was a really stripped down version of Windows 2000 was Bill Gate's personal 9/11.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment