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stay strong, patriots. mommy and daddy’s divorce is a deep state psyop. they still love each other very much. there WILL be christmas presents this year.

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[P]

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I had to bring this here because it’s so good

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I think I get angry drunks now #sotu

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Of course, a designated survivor is chosen in case God is real and He decides to take pity on us.

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J.D. Vance is making me reconsider my stance on Catholic’s right to vote.

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Thankfully, the constitution has guardrails to stop him from damaging our democracy. The founding document giving congress the power to determine where tax money goes is just one example.

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My son and his friends were playing some weird homebrew version of D&D where they all edit a Google slides document while on a zoom call. The kids are alright.

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Everyone knows Rockwell automation already redesigned the malleable logarithmic casing to perfection decades ago! Government waste in action.

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When asked what happened to the town’s money, the mayor said, “The traveling salesman who sold us the monorail is working very hard. I have seen the big machines myself and they are currently digging a very large hole. I am sure everyone will be very impressed when the project is finished.”

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Just wish he was mine 😢

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It's nearly 5am and Republicans just rammed through their pro-billionaire, anti-middle class budget blueprint. In order to pass massive tax giveaways for billionaires, they're going to defund Medicaid, slash veterans benefits, & force kids to go hungry. Make sure everyone knows it.

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Drunk Man Doesn’t Like The Way Kumon Logo Looking At Him theonion.com/drunk-m...

submitted 108 days ago • 19 comments

CHUCK WTF HAPPENED TO YOU!?

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I would’ve really loved hating that I lived in the 70s.

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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

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Weird way to drink “water”…

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That’s why I work out, so I can flip the table when I play Risk to win by default.

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FUMBLEROOSKI!!!

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imagine coming into today being a fan of the chiefs, drake, and importing aluminum

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I may be alone in thinking this. I like it.

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can't wait to play civ 7 like i play all the other civ games: exclusively play vanilla because expansion packs seem weird, play exactly the same style with the same civ for 1000 hours over the next decade, mostly ignore entire key game mechanics, and consequently never actually get very good at it

submitted 120 days ago • 145 comments

Tired: NYT: Young Musk Fans Learn American Civics, Hands-On Wired: Wired: Those Little Rat Fucks Are Still In The Walls

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I made a “Tight 5” joke at work and it went over well, great day so far.

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[S] Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Nazis.

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Elon Musk is a terrible president.

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I love this idea! It’s weird we let the right claim the side of patriotism, and the left doesn’t fight against it. The way we work together is by all understanding we want the best for our country, even if we disagree on how to do that.

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I’m sick of these Nirvana reunions that don’t include the band’s lead singer and most famous member. Sure, Kurt Cobain hasn’t performed in public for a long time (he might have some kind of health problem), but it still feels rude

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[walking past you on the street, talking into my phone in a normal speaking voice] thank you very much, mr. roboto, for doing the jobs that nobody wants to. and thank you very much, mr. roboto, for helping me escape just when i needed do. thank you. i wanna thank you. please, thank you

submitted 126 days ago • 23 comments

the pact

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Nicholas won’t have to feel awkward when asked “what did you do when the far right took over?”, and instead stood up for what they believe in. If you’re unsure what to do during Trump’s presidency, this is it.

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WE GOT YOU THE BREAK PETAL SO YOU COULD TURN THE BREAK LIGHT ON AND OFF, NOT SO YOU COULD THROW BREAK LIGHT RAVES!

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Owen Wilson being held upside down by his ankles: MOM

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Welp, the parts with LEDs start blinking and the fans spin, but absolutely nothing pops out of the screen. Tried two GPUs, all the PCIE ports, re seating ram, re seating cpu, and now I’m trying to re-flash bios. After that, off to a repair shop. Hope they find an easy fix that makes me feel dumb.

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If you have something you hate every day for a year, you’ll learn to love it. But if you have something you love and very day for a year, you’ll grow to hate it. Case and point: I’m not a big fan of sourdough bread anymore

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SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates

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Cat is very confused at my desk being empty and the couch full of shit, but this is the only way I ever clean stuff. A two day affair every 5 years…

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If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television

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