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Husband, father, pack mule, Canadian. Lover of all things Marvel, Star Wars, and Disney. Novice Jiu Jitsu guy.
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Repost if you have tinnitus.

submitted 1 day ago • 100 comments

If Hooters had started a home delivery during the pandemic and called it, "Knockers," they wouldn't be bankrupt.

submitted 1 day ago • 132 comments

1000000000000066600000000000001 is a prime number…it is also a palindrome. It’s called ‘Belphegor's prime.’ ‘Belphegor’ refers to one of the Seven Princes of Hell (due to the ‘666’ in the middle & the 13 zeroes on either side). So that’s cute.

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Oof. I've seen all the MCU films in the theater on opening nights. And every one of them I've walked out smiling and having enjoyed the films, even the less stellar ones. Captain America Brave New World is the first one I walked out of thinking that maybe we could have skipped it.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

❤️

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

The reality behind the whole 51st state thing.

submitted 11 days ago • 421 comments

Still Gulf of Mexico up here, but seriously Google Maps, can we drop the brackets BS? Canada is never gonna call it the Gulf of America.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/LT3cERVRoQo?... Is there a more appropriate song at a time like this?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

submitted 14 days ago • 3188 comments

Perfectly captured.

submitted 20 days ago • 1489 comments

And a swimmer could get a bit damp when driving in a pool. Liar, moron, grifter, halfwitt.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

"Insane how the US grew up right next to Canada and we turned out like this - It's like when one sibling goes to Harvard and the other dies pantless in a meth lab explosion." - Emily Murnane

submitted 20 days ago • 104 comments

Vought from #TheBoys announces ‘historically low’ egg prices for $20 a dozen 🥚 “No woke yolks guaranteed”

submitted 21 days ago • 30 comments

“It’s a side project. I call it DeepSeek.”

submitted 26 days ago • 52 comments

WHO DID THIS!

submitted 27 days ago • 2099 comments

submitted 30 days ago • 309 comments

Existing #lgbtmemes

submitted 32 days ago • 44 comments

I earned my Combatives belt inJiu Jitsu tonight! Took about eleven months, but worth every bruise, ache, and blister. Great start to 2025 (considering the shit show otherwise)! On to blue! #graciejiujitsu

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

As someone whose wife makes a lot more money than me, I am in no way sad or upset about that. If anything, I've told her if she gets another raise, I'm retiring and becoming a full-time house husband.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

This is so on point

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Even worse are the chaotic neutral characters who just assume they can do anything because their character is "crazy."

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

He would be an incredible Joker.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Definitely scarier than the actual movie.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Dead salmon and sunny days.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Donald, Thanks for including us in your deranged Christmas message. Being Canadian means free health care and limiting access to assault weapons. In your 51st state our kids would get shot at in school and CEOs would be shot for denying health care. So no. Now piss off. Your northern neighbour

submitted 59 days ago • 243 comments

Mothman shoes. My wife knows me so well. Merry Christmas, folks.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

A message to Donald Trump from Canada. Turn up the sound to get the full northern hoser experience.

submitted 66 days ago • 83 comments

I dunno... Kinda sounds like karma to me.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments