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Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.

If you somehow had a one-night-stand with Paul Hollywood, how bummed would you be if you didn’t get a handshake afterwards?

On the "controversy" surrounding Musk's Sieg Heil: “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ― George Orwell, 1984

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Today may be scary, but now it's up to us to be the heroes we need to see in our communities. Our institutions and elected leaders have failed to prevent this moment, but if we work together to stand up for our friends and neighbors we can make a big difference.

I know it's gauche to quote yourself but it looks like it's "closing time" for tik tok

A duel is a battle of wills, and the sword an extension of the duelist's spirit. | Notes on Clorinde #GenshinImpact #Clorinde Hello, Traveler! Here are some notes about Fontaine's Champion Duelist, Clorinde. Let's check them out together! See more details here: hoyo.link/5xvkDNEsu

Each time I have sat down to write something since the election, I am bothered by this recurring phrase that I simply cannot get out of my head. So, I am going to just say it out loud: we are on our own. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/we-a...

The congressman posting this is 74-years-old and disclosed his cancer diagnosis 2 days after reelection

As we confront a second Trump presidency, here’s a path forward: 🧵

Finally watching Dungeon Meishi and yeah, this is the good stuff

👻DanDaDan👽

Who hasn't bowed to the Felon publications: Pro Publica Rolling Stone PBS Vanity Fair (I’m not sure, but maybe The New Yorker?) Mother Jones Deadline Whitehouse with Nicole Wallace, The Rachel Maddow Show, The ReidOut with Joy Reid, The Last Word with Lawrence O’Donnell, All In with Chris Hayes.

Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills theonion.com/insurance-co...

It’s all about

Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

We cannot let a person who has a nematode in his brain, who was addicted to heroin for 14 years, and who drove his wife to take her own life, who has sexual assault allegations against him, and a fetish with dead animals – to make *any* kind of health decisions for *anyone*.

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! I may not be a doctor, but I'm going to go going to give some now controversial medical advice: Polio is no good! We should not get rid of the polio vaccine! Repost if you agree: polio is bad!

I’m 100% ok with gatekeeping incels. If you can’t handle a woman being the protagonist or a non-white person being the protagonist of a video game, I don’t think you deserve to play games.

I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad

Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man theonion.com/years-of-inb...

"Adams said the NYPD does not want to release the suspect’s name at this time. 'If we do, we are basically giving a tip to the person we are seeking and we do not want to give him an upper hand at all,' Adams said." I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the suspect knows his name.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok? Signed, a librarian.

I gotta say that being able to play YouTube links in-app is amazing and it doesn't make me want to leave Bluesky, it makes me want to use it more. I cannot believe what we've been forced to tolerate by tech behemoths for so long in their desperation to prevent access to the rest of the internet.

X is finished.

The thing about right wingers is most of them don't actually like the capitalist system they're supporting that's why right wing leaders so often lean on cultural issues and racism and misogyny

The Onion has the chance to do the funniest thing

Nearly every single Republican voted against releasing the Matt Gaetz ethics report. Remember this the next time they pretend to care about protecting minors.

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What’s worse? (1) having your mother call you out as a dirt bag in an email published in the New York Times (2) having a porn star you paid $130K in hush money pick little plastic mushrooms depicting you off a tray on the Jimmy Kimmel show

I mean Jesus Christ if you fight people notice. Even if you have some short term losses, it creates momentum. It changes things. People with any degree of awareness and any desire for improvement don’t want norms or bipartisanship. They want to fight. Give us some fucking fighters.

Everyone’s directing their hate at Garland today, but I’ve got enough rage go around. John Roberts and the corrupt Seditious Six can GFT. 🖕🤬

"I don't get the 'Ghostbusters' movies. Ghosts don't exist. Seem like a pretty egregious oversight"

Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year theonion.com/third-amendm...

Nancy Mace Introduces Bill That Would Ban Trans Colleagues From Congressional Gymnastics Team theonion.com/nancy-mace-i...

The other exploding area of dark money in politics is the crypto lobby. They have dumped insane sums in elections in both parties (Dem primaries + GOP general elections). It’s pretty bad

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What’s with Trump’s ex-wife Marla Maples spending so much time at Mar-a-Lago?