mike-steaks.bsky.social
representing the rare and illusive subset of Americans who belong to a family and were not born into generational wealth
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Don't forget about the cartels. I'd like to see what they can come up with.
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Dragon Sickness
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It's depressingly accurate, but it's not the worst. It's defo better than the Jake Skywalker saga. No fault of yours, you're great.
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Maybe Mark is just a minority owner in his bluesky account and Nico Harrison wrote this message on his account. :)
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I'd actually be ok if that's what he gets.
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This is your "Thai Soccer Team In A Cave" tweet. You should frame it.
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He almost said "I am the Federal Law" and he switched to "we are" at the last second.
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Yep. We should just seize everything. Let them sue us. We can then just file delays and appeals and offer Putin a settlement of 5%.
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Push Russia out and as part of the peace deal, make Putin pay $1 Trillion out of his own pocket - then hang him.
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Disgusting take, Mark. You've dropped your mask.
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Elon Musk vs. the Cartels ...hopefully with video footage on the dark web.
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Great idea. You should do this about every single thing you can within your power. It doesn't always have to be you, but one of you should. There is no measure too extreme in the effort to stop him.
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i hope not
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Yes. ...and foreign countries too. If he has some criminal exposure arrest his ass and throw him in prison.
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The country wouldn't be where it is today if not for Mitch McConnell!
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but not just very rich. the very rich who still support him are also very stupid and very racist.
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Trump's personal SS detail is hand-selected though. Those aren't just some former military guys serving their country. He picked those specific people because they were loyal to him and not the country.
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and skin
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...and don't forget, Elon Musk himself is most certainly a criminal. Without the protections he has from being an oligarch he'd already be facing life in prison for a litany of crimes.
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I think Mark is helping test out the new oligarch negotiation strategy for them. They're probably going to make people bid for their jobs and accept the lowest bidders and fire the rest.
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He doesn't deserve to be called an "engineer" ...that's a title of distinction that's earned when you complete a Bachelor of Science in Engineering.
He's a 19-year-old hacker who eats hot pockets.
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Why are you yapping about the Democrats right now?
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they're not going to send shit, but Elon just saying it will get a lot of morons excited.
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Now is the time to unmask and get rid of the garbage in the Democratic Party. Let him show up in his shit-stained sweatpants as a Republican.
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Yeah, he's normalizing MAGAs.
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You have a big stake in this right?
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ok thanks Doctor Badadvice
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it's amazing how much that dipshit meets people in person - especially when it's certain that nobody enjoyed his company
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Most obvious thing in the world. He just wants to take a break to steal some resources from Ukraine and grow some more Russian boys for cannon fodder, then he'll start back up.
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I love them but I don't like this meme. They're working to fix shit that the orange idiot and south african autist are fucking up.
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The ads should feature Elon Musk - fresh after hoovering a rail of CK.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0oW...
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So what you're saying is we need to take the high road.
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If they don't have a good end written they should just not film one. Just cut to black like Sopranos, and let everyone imagine the rest.
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It's not really a code, but you should definitely find your old shirt and don't lose it again. :)
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I'll keep the guest room open in case they need a place to stay while they're in town.
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So I guess we officially welcome Mike Pence to the resistance. Does anyone know what size RATM t-shirt he needs?
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each member of Aldo Raine's unit takes on a debit
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This is rank incompetence. I know your focus group determined "hard working families" is a good buzzword for the Democrats to use, but that focus group is garbage.
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If that's what it was I'd read the whole thing.
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I could tell after the first 2 sentences that this guy should be fired.
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Addressing "working families" as a subgroup calls attention to the fact that you're from an elite class that doesn't have to "work". A family with a wealthy surgeon and a trial attorney is a "hard working family".
*Americans will pay more for food, health care, education, and child care*
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alright! working families again! you need to retire.
Your tone deaf business-as-usual shit makes the Democrats look incompetent. Random down-ballot Democrats across the country are going to lose their elections because of your public persona.
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It's not the case for many people, but Greg Abbott is so despicable that the injury that paralyzed his lower body - leaving him without a functioning penis or bowel control - was well deserved.
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heartwarming story
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omg you're the worst
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ok i'll call Ted Cruz. that'll help. thanks lady.
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I also don't want to see a single fucking Democrat politician ever refer to him as "The President" or "President Trump" again. ...call him Trump or Donald Trump.
They need some god damn training about messaging, the Senators especially.