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☠️FX artist/ former stunt actor☠️ 🎈semi-supervised clown of 15+ years 🎈 🌈commissions closed 🌈
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artists: it’s 2025, we are only accepting non-refundable deposits in full. someone else’s failure to plan and/or budget should not be causing you any sort of financial stress.

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things that frequently cross my mind

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

they should invent a way of doing your taxes that doesn’t make you cry

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Dreamt I found a pry bar. Woke up, no fuckin pry bar. As usual.

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

the “that’s the stupidest shit i’ve ever heard” to “hey now everyone’s feelings are valid” to “that’s the stupidest shit i’ve ever heard” pipeline 😮‍💨

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i think about this daily

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Kinda jealous of people who live in countries that aren’t one big car dealership for a car that explodes

submitted 55 days ago • 31 comments

sorry i had to unfollow you it was due to every single post and reply you ever made

submitted 55 days ago • 196 comments

I want the tiny home people to get over their cultural biases and just get a trailer

submitted 60 days ago • 34 comments

the “text me when you get home” crowd clearly doesn’t know many lesbians bc that’s who invented location sharing

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

i need to lie in the clay valley among the bones of killers and progenitors who danced and who began the hunt as we stayed down from the fruit tree. i could be frozen by a young mineral. i could begin the long work. 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐲 𝐦𝐞. a green rest of 1,000,000 dawns. the proteins of child-earth will forget

submitted 62 days ago • 2 comments

i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

submitted 65 days ago • 391 comments

Newsletter: There is no AI Revolution. Consumer adoption of generative AI outside of ChatGPT is barely 100 million people, every single company in generative AI is deeply unprofitable, Microsoft is pulling capex, and OpenAI spent $9bn in 2024 to lose $5bn. www.wheresyoured.at/wheres-the-m...

submitted 70 days ago • 150 comments

there's no way i'm the product of the height of evolution, if a big red button appeared in my apartment that said 'press this button to break both of your legs instantly' i'm not sure how long i would have my legs for. it'd endlessly taunt me and i would stare at it

submitted 71 days ago • 8 comments

made this video a few years ago but haven't posted it here yet

submitted 71 days ago • 5 comments

cmon bro do not hasten to bid me adieu

submitted 73 days ago • 3 comments

i have 27 pockets total on my person right now and i feel a very specific type of powerful

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

my crew at Empower Field got named best security in the country by the NFL ✌️🤠✨

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

LETS FUCKIN GO GIRLS

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zeroing in on the minimum necessary number of FAA employees by re-hiring a guy we just fired every time there's a plane crash. soon it'll be a perfectly efficient administration and aviation disasters will only happen on days where one person calls in sick

submitted 87 days ago • 3 comments

god just sort of zoning out and making 20,000 different kinds of ants

submitted 268 days ago • 4 comments

Mmm yes, my beloved pyramid

submitted 81 days ago • 3 comments

The force fem victim: "I'll just... never get a chance to see what I might have been if my gender wasn't a product of horrific trauma and coercion." Her cis friend: "OOOoooh, so you are a girl!"

submitted 83 days ago • 3 comments

you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got innumeracy

submitted 82 days ago • 109 comments

drake is definitely gonna do his own little halftime show that he makes all his friends watch out in his back yard

submitted 85 days ago • 5 comments

Kanyeisms 2/7/25

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

the heart shaped lamp in my window doesn’t really hang straight, i threw a costume cat head over it and last night was my first time seeing from outside of my house lmaooo

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

listen i live by this and so should a lot of people

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

fuck it, going to work with carrot gnocchi dough in my hair

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Sunset of the Reply Guy

submitted 88 days ago • 104 comments

sorry i haven’t replied i’m busy trading an obscene amount of garlic for a haircut and bothering my neighbors for quest items

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

it is soooo funny that everything that's happened in the last 20 years has taken place within 10 seconds of the end of my actual life as I am hooked to life support in the Abercrombie & Fitch Emergency Care Unit in 2004. a nurse momentarily bumps into my limp arm and it feels weird for four months

submitted 89 days ago • 4 comments

once again i am covered in fiberglass

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

watching more how it's made. when we forget how to make everything I'll be ready

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Google missed revenue expectations by nearly a billion dollars this quarter and then said "we're going to spend $75 billion on capital expenditures." No reporting on AI revenue. Growth down across the board. Absolute joke of a company, washed beyond belief. Capitalist death cult. Shameful.

submitted 90 days ago • 53 comments

send lawyers, guns, and butter

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments