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back on the bumpy hwy and daughter is morosely humming le vent nous portera to ward off motion sickness

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gingham is short for ghengis ham

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

carrying the monstera to the bathtub for a good drench and being attacked by aerial roots / hanging limp necked bday bouquet roses to dry / meticulously plucking all the cat hairs from the dancing bones' spines / finding each oxalis seed that went bursting across the windowsill like tiny garnets

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two nights ago watched the Girl With the Needle, 90% of runtime i was standing upright, spellbound by stoical karoline, this gauzy-weighty physicality of the cinematography that made me nauseous in illuminating way, gorgeous and terrible and aching, by the end my eyes were pouring (go view it asap)

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The first person to discover that sticking your hand inside a Muppet brings it to life must have been so scared.

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On this day Tolstoy ➛ https://thisisnthappiness.com/post/773653986523938816/on-this-day

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Don’t matter what the maps say. It will always be Denali. It was before. It will be after.

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making a lil pot of sprucetip tea, as the xmas tree generously spat out some freshies [dates: trim 12/10, takedown 1/19—oOpSy!] & if one dare skips this fragrant springy preparation, the treelords make certain all yr nice things never have enough sap, for example, the ass fabric of all my shorts

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i paid 0 attention to whatever godawful crapstorm went down yesterday & instead played Hylics & now i gatta write a sappy letter to mason lindroth. game is straight from deepest loopy dream & the soundtrack is probably perfect

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just had "the talk" with my 14-year-old. it was awkward but now she knows that the fbi killed martin luther king jr

submitted 627 days ago • 17 comments

this week i get a v bad unfair wrong scary molar yanked outta my v tender tired skull & the bonkers part of my brain that sees eyeballs everywhere is also claiming that visiting the dentist-angel is gonna fix everything that's awful in the world & i go, but now what am i supposed to nervously tongue

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my pal from savoonga who i met while riding buses sent a text about how there are at least 3 pigeons roosting within _redacted bldg_ & i'm like, yes, this is a chaotically gooood omen.. or, wait, it's defo some kinda ruffling hitchcockian ))coo((d'état being hatched, best offer crumbs/skedaddle

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

thumbing through stack of drawings from yesterday evening & my daughter had created some eerily lynchian cat cigs

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

the dream where i was haranguing my ex for nabbing my beloved smith-corona portable typewriter & then growing vexed over his staunch fondness of chatbots whose very replies were delivered via my lost typewriter, i blame on the pepper link/spoonful of cold adams pb clashy midnight salt-snack combo

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we're traveling in somewhat perilous conditions w/o an auxiliary cord & my daughter, a heathen, is singing us her rendition of Seek Ye First in the backseat

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Looking forward to being kept awake tonight by hearing bits of my house breaking off and blowing away 👍

submitted 80 days ago • 22 comments

one doesn't really cannonball into the cheerless complexity of oolong after bountiful weeks of being spoiled w sunshiny floral notes, whose tins are now verging on empty; unsuspecting tastebuds, rattled: wth no, nonooo, this isn't.. these, are.. dark smoke drenched beans??! away!

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

wind gusts kept me awake 4evz, groaning old house, went outside to watch the trees' balletic bends [repeating in my mind Don't Fall, Please, Don't Fall], trippy hypnotic & the moonlight! it was the softest crushed silver velvet

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A beautiful series of Iñupiat hunting cabins, Alaska. The wind blown snow gives them the qualities of a pencil drawing. magdabiernat.com/adrift

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

sat: entire day spent playing Snufkin: Melody of Moominvalley w my child, getting up only to make smoked salmon dip and gnosh on goodaf salmon dip sun: alarmed at how gross and spookily warm and unjanuary it is outside, how can i correct weather and restore natural harmony w appropriate keystroke

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

these mornings i can accurately measure my seasonal idgaf-ness by how long i go about wearing one sock

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

the twangy scheduling woman on the phone telling me to not be so rude before i inform her after waiting 2+ years for a dental exam, that patients might be feeling a tad distraught, or wait, maybe that's the bacterium from my roots, they've at last infiltrated my brain

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okay so my ears are only allowed Evidence for the remainder of the week

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