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I was going to say there was definitely some time spent on fillers.
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We must pardon him and make him the people's executioner. Fear the people.
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Gorgeous!
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Y'all need to sign up for 23andMe as soon as possible.
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The curse of DPR.
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Lol! Oh fuck...that's terrible. But daaamn. Kinda funny...but terrible! Oh no, I have guilt!
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You should reinsert the child back into the chrysalis for safe keeping.
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He needs to get that glittery glove MJ had and I think it would get those approval numbers up. Just sayin'.
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That someone was Yoko because John was a wife beater.
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Russel is probably there for experimental metro sexuality treatments to complete the Shannon Hoon transition.
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There's still a whole lotta poop in the river though...
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How dare you stain my stainless steel???!
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Pretty sure Ruddy Shellduck is the alias Don Jr. uses when checking into seedy motels.
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What happened was Mike Johnson got an alert on his phone that his son was watching the movie Wicked. They had therapy sessions and subsequent retreats to address the situation.
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Nuthin' a lil' Duke's mayonnaise can't fix!
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Then your partner questions all the self help books about: How to Overcome Sexual Inadequacy With Your Partner, The Body Count and Bad Dragon for Dummies.
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Tesla was notorious for removing 'needless' welds from the model 3. Excellent.
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I think Ukraine is like a Walgreens at this point. You don't really go there or give a shit about it. It's just a buffer zone between the Starbucks and the Popeye's Chicken.
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The "King" eats a lot of McDonald's. I'm sure congestion is an issue.
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I dunno about boobs but here's a pic of my leg...or maybe it's not my leg.
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You never see him with his shirt off. Quanto slipped out so quickly we didn't see it and bit him on the ear as a lesson in pain.
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"English is fine. Let me see... I'll take an order of freedom fries and, oh, hold the fuckin' gravy."
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He got those DNA results back. Antonio, you are NOT the father!
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Typical pump and dump scheme. We see it all the time.
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Welcome to the private sector. We expect results.
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You know a thing or two about ignoring the AIDS crisis while also losing an election to a sleazeball rapist from Arkansas.
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I'm pretty sure she's been trying to prove to everyone she can read due to all the posts I've seen of her at bookstores.
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He's multitasking. Playing golf while the wifey does her thing. He's remote cuckolding.
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Also... He should do a sequel to Ali where he just stfu the whole movie.
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Hancock is a good movie up until you meet Charlize Theron's character. Then you just turn it off.
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The Wiz*
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Jesse Eisenberg is cooler than you.
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More lambs to the slaughter.
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I'm pretty sure it's more like he's a marionette doll and Putin's fingers are up his ass.
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No way she doesn't get poop in that hair.
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And the band played on...
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God dammit. Just thinking of the theme song and I'll never get it out of my head.
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AND he got his house broken into in LA. Good times.
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Ima be Ray Liotta up in this bitch. No escape!!!
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Berenstein*
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That's the face of a man who knows he's going to the Gulag.
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Oof. He already left.
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He's in ADX Florence (supermax prison). Doubt it.