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submitted 64 days ago • 87 comments

You ever just sit down and play a good chunk of Borderlands 2?

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I love EBT

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't

submitted 75 days ago • 817 comments

What do you mean I need a job? Being alive is a full-time job all by itself

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

People are disappointed that the guy was just doing it for weirdo reasons and not because of class consciousness but the class consciousness was literally the friends we made along the way. It was everyone in america saying that dickhead deserved it. It was us all along.

submitted 76 days ago • 87 comments

Ugh why can't killers ever just be normal like me

submitted 76 days ago • 4 comments

Now that we know the guy watched Rogan, shooting CEOs is suddenly not sane I guess

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Daniel Penny acquitted after literally killing someone on camera for being disruptive on the train the same day a person of interest in the shooting of a shitbag healthcare exec gets grabbed pretty succinctly sums up who in this country is allowed to kill and who they’re allowed to kill.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Counterpoint: Do

submitted 76 days ago • 731 comments

me: i’ve got something i want to say brain: ok me: and i need to know the dumbest way to say it brain: (excited) OK

submitted 85 days ago • 16 comments

youre based or whatever but incredibly annoying and i hope you die

submitted 86 days ago • 13 comments

one of my first times in japan i was using an unfamiliar toilet and hit the wrong button and accidentally fired a powerful stream of ice cold water onto the back of my balls and i screamed like homer simpson

submitted 88 days ago • 19 comments

"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." Thomas Mann

submitted 88 days ago • 317 comments

If you're feeling anxious on Thanksgiving, instead of smoking the devils lettuce (marihuana) smoke a nice wholesome cigarette instead!

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

ME: posts “i am going to overdose on gas station dick pills and use my boner to vault my body into a volcano” SOME DIPSHIT WHO JUST STOPPED RIDING ELON MUSK’S BABYDICK IN THE PAST MONTH WITH NO LESS THAN 60 FLAG EMOJIS IN THEIR BIO: that’s not physically possible

submitted 88 days ago • 5 comments

the elected politicians threatening to take away your civil rights are a distraction from the real threat to society: the college students who annoy me on the computer

submitted 91 days ago • 19 comments

listening to emo music at 14 years old: omg these guys understand me and my pain listening to the same emo music at 30 years old, the same age as the band when they originally made the song: (i’m behind on my rent and my girlfriend is mad at me) oh, now i get it.

submitted 93 days ago • 25 comments

Maybe I’ll be funny on the internet tomorrow.

submitted 93 days ago • 17 comments

Toxic masculinity is the performative rejection of femininity

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

GUY WHO DOESN'T GET AS MANY LIKES HERE AS HE DID ON TWITTER: I'm happy to share my new preprint paper, "Bluesky as Epistemic Injustice"

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 97 days ago • 1378 comments

it’s pretty funny whenever people talk about needing to have a “wider tent” for a political party they always mean people who are transphobic and not trans people

submitted 97 days ago • 94 comments

submitted 99 days ago • 353 comments

Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight

submitted 101 days ago • 1034 comments