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mistermacwaffle.bsky.social
Pretentious windbag of a ne'er do well with delusions of grandeur; fluent in gibberish, nonsense, and both mumbo and jumbo.
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Oregon State Rep. Rob Nosse has introduced a bill designed to crack down on Christian “health care cost sharing” companies. He wants them to be open and honest about what services they provide. Naturally, they oppose this. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/oregon-dem...

Dear manager, this week I acheived these goals. 1: I wrote a bullet point. 2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point. 3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point. 4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet. 5: Egged a cybertruck

This is what the GOP is trying to do to all of us. Part 1.

As part of its filings & request for temporary restraining order against the White House tomorrow, attorneys for Associated Press have submitted to the court a copy of the letter written to the AP by White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles Letter: "This is purely a privilege of access issue" ====>

Well I guess I have some work to do to have a real library

Oh yeah? ;)

“I’ll have the number three Body of Christ with cheese, no onions, an order of Loaves and Fishes, and a Last Supper Unhappy Meal, please. Also, three medium Holy Waters, no ice.”

when i said i was speaking the old tongue i meant i was sucking off a wood elf

“We fired all the guards at the bank so they’re not roadblocks to anything that happens.”

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

🚨911 Federal Employees Here is how you respond to the email.... #revolution2025

Eggs are now so expensive they’re smuggling them like fentanyl.

Imagine you were a transnational cabal of elites trying to recreate Weimar Germany in America — to steal its labor and resources. You’ve installed a government and now you need to seize total power. Let’s say you wanted a Reichstag, what would you do? www.mind-war.com/p/lets-say-y...

All HP Lovecraft stories begin like “I will try and relay the events as best as I can manage, though what I encountered that September night may not be able to be expressed in human language, nor be comprehended by the human mind” and then the story boils down to ‘I saw a building that was large’.

Make it make sense! 🤦🏻‍♀️

WIFE: *all cute* you wanna make me French toast? ME: *not looking up from my phone* I would never make you kiss anything you didn't want to, Sharon.

We are arms dealers to terrorists.

Worst. Episode. EVER.

Teaching US government right now feels a lot like how I imagine being a pagan Neoplatonist scholar felt as Christianity secured dominance: there is a very good chance everything I teach will stop being considered true or useful in a matter of years.

BREAKING: The USDA has confirmed five additional dairy herds in California have tested positive for the virus, raising the total to 732. Currently, 74% of the state's dairy herds are infected with H5N1.

If you still have friends/family who think this administration will help them, talk to them about money....

One cool dude!

Associated Press sues White House over ban from Oval Office and Air Force One www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

MARYLAND: “The Maryland National Guard will not participate in the parade honoring abolitionist Frederick Douglass due to guidance set by (Trump’s) Department of Defense.” www.wmar2news.com/local/maryla...

Everyone needs to see this. Be ready to deny access, even if you don't know any immigrants. Let them waste time and you might save a family somewhere else. #Disobey #blue #fotus #FBR #immigrants #TruthWarriors #theresistance #resist #FBPE #FuckICE #SaveOurDemocracy #sanctuary #organize #fucktrump

So if you criticize Elon Musk, Trump’s DOJ will send you this letter. Members of Congress must have the right to forcefully oppose the Trump Administration. I will not be silenced.

Trump and his Christian Nationalist allies have issued new discriminatory policies at HUD that directly target transgender Americans. Oh, and they are attributing them to “the Lord.” www.au.org/the-latest/a...

"They're putting persecuted Christian refugees in camps in the jungle" sounds like something Glenn Beck would accuse the Obama administration of doing and yet now it's a pillar of the Republican agenda.

As Hans Gruber would say, the benefits of a classical education.

Trump's lawyers are flailing in court

If we don't right our ship- this will happen again.

www.friendlyatheist.com/p/oklahoma-l...

I subbed to my first substack yesterday and engaged in a great discussion on the #2A. After chatting with the writer, I was asked what I would recommend we do to reform gun laws- Well, here is my response. No payment to read. Feel free to share from my page. Thank you substack.com/home/post/p-...

The other fucking reason I don't trust "AI" for anything

When you haven’t finished the pile of books you are working on and start to fixate on other topics and want more books… is there a word for that?