mitchcol.bsky.social
Bats left, throws left, dresses left. Match my commitment!
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I hesitate to call any woman an officious cunt…but not Pam Bondi. She’s an officious cunt.
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“I’ll take ‘both’ for 500, Alex.”
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Passed!
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Two weeks
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Get thee behind me!
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I lol’d and people in this bar turned and looked at me.
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“Your call is not very important to us.”
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He’ll never have to buy another drink.
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(Editor’s note) Where copy reads ‘court,’ change to read ‘fleece.’
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Pulling for you to kick cancer’s ass! Bust that motherfucker! No mercy!
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We blamed each other, Adam? Republicans blamed Democrats. Democrats pointed out the facts. See the difference?
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Ethical concerns? Don’t make me laugh.
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Not wrong
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He’d be even more popular.
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You are right to fear this.
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“Call Bob Loblaw” sounds like a drunk trying to say “Call Rob Lowe.”
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Exactly like ‘Planet of the Apes.’
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Excellent post (I refuse to say ‘skeet’)
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Is that Shaggy?
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Hope we’re wrong.
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Six weeks
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This this this
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Then imagine them winning.
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Extinct, I’m afraid.
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What you have there is a ‘Curtle.’ Very rare.
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Work is trash. WORKING is stupid.
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Same!
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Welcome to the party, Joe.
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Now he’s one under.
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I felt this.
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Hat tip for Princess Snailia.