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mitchdigger.bsky.social
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People say scientists are serious but marine biologists will spend hours quietly sitting around tables drawing on styrofoam cups and then tying said cups to deep sea submarines Because ocean pressure will squeeze the air from the cups And we are but human & we want tiny cup

submitted 232 days ago • 86 comments

49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud

submitted 10 days ago • 25 comments

Uni ate a whole chicken again today…!? Chicken Boy!

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one of my strongest held beliefs is that we will not fix any of our most serious problems unless we are willing to hold a Nuremberg for social media executives, funders and engineers

submitted 36 days ago • 108 comments

Sorry you can't afford to own a home, we had to beat China in the race to develop a better plagiarism app

submitted 40 days ago • 83 comments

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

submitted 43 days ago • 279 comments

ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all

submitted 45 days ago • 401 comments

the chinese netizens have put america in the ground

submitted 54 days ago • 341 comments

So remorse counts for nothing? It means nothing that I keep doing bad stuff and then going "Aww heck"

submitted 53 days ago • 20 comments

I had 4 days off and by the end of that time I was thinking about creative pursuits, maybe even getting involved in my community. Thank god that's over now

submitted 97 days ago • 35 comments

when the computer generates anime tits and you jack off to them you are walking in to the matrix pod and saying put me in the juice please. you are surrendering the spark of divinity within you to the base machine

submitted 65 days ago • 32 comments

If you feel you are struggling with problem gambling, please ask yourself if it is a really a problem or are you due for a big win.

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Great Blue Heron. 2024 #ArtAdventCalendar #photograph #GreatBlueHeron #Herons #ArdeaHerodias #birds

submitted 91 days ago • 69 comments

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Ah yes my favorite genre, goth rhythm games new wave

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You know who else pardoned his son all of his sins?

submitted 97 days ago • 46 comments

The high priest of Happy Honda Days has declared a fatwa which encourages violence on Toyotathon revelers but you won’t hear anything about this on the lamestream media.

submitted 98 days ago • 2 comments

if i ever go into cardiac arrest just throw on that bjork dismantling her tv video and i will immediately be resuscitated

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

“The Roman’s, they got him, stuck him up on a cross and everything” “Who, Josh? From Nazareth? The guy who built me a gazebo the other week? What the fuck would the Romans want with him?”

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

every time I see a twitter screenshot of someone complaining about bluesky I think about this pic

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

[teaching my boyfriend cards] ME: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality & order, the green use instinct & interdependence, and the red value chaos & impulse HIM: *frantically flipping through UNO instruction booklet*

submitted 107 days ago • 4 comments

Every article about blue sky: a group of relatively like minded people have found a place where they enjoy hanging out because it isn't infested with nazis and ads for penis pumps. But is that bad?

submitted 107 days ago • 50 comments

Well, now I know we made the right decisions

submitted 106 days ago • 1568 comments

No, he's not joining because thousands of people would dunk on him, like if Sisyphus were a basketball hoop

submitted 106 days ago • 200 comments

me on my death bed: fuuuuck i wish i posted online more

submitted 111 days ago • 110 comments