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Trump just deputized unelected billionaire Elon Musk's private bodyguards, giving them rights and protections reserved for federal law enforcement. Are people still afraid to say the word "coup?" www.cnn.com/2025/02/20/p...

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how is it efficient to spend 400bil on teslas

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I need the two hand facemask fumble that Mahomes got hit with today for my soul

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Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

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u heard the man

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at this point i believe that the dudes who come for the menswear guy are just sleeper agents whose entire lives have been orchestrated to give him dunk material

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FIRST PACK LETS GO #pokemontcgp

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one of my favorite tattoos i have

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I've programmed my computer to auto-replace "Trump" with "convicted felon Donald Trump" when I type because I don't have the guts to call him "the rapist Donald Trump."

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my favorite post of the year so far

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"oh ho, but just last year you said running people over with with a big steamroller was wrong!” I exclaim delightedly as my enemy fatally runs me over with a big steamroller. it seems I have won this battle of wits

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I can’t think of any hand gesture for ‘heart’ other than the nazi salute. Please be nice to me, I’m autistic.

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OoOoO iM a JuDgE!!!! i HaVe A tInY hAmMeR aNd Im ThE kInG oF aLl HaLlWaY mOnItOrS

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don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec

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Has anyone done this yet

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You fools. He was throwing his heart out to the audience, that famous gesture that we all know and have long known,

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SPORTS GAMBLING IN SPORTS MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD OH MY GOD

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It is my labor as a white straight passing to get as many white men out of the Joe Rogan verse as I can

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Hey everyone, is LA on fire? I’ve seen one or two things about it online over the last four days.

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Mario Kart online is being in first the whole race then getting red shelled on the last turn and getting second to last

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So America made a man from South Africa the richest person in the world and now he just gets to have a say in the politics of literally the whole world? Oh we’re so fucked.

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Let’s goooooooo

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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

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Got that thing on me

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As the end of year reviews come around remember: if you aren’t getting more than a 2.6% raise (the current rate of inflation for the year) you are actively losing money!!!

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Here in America, even our air fresheners LOVE corn!!!!!

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It’s cold today and not snowing and I want a cuddle

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Casually saying “I hope you die” on live tv like it’s normal

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I’m excited to watch megalopolis the way Coppola wanted: on a streaming service while playing games on my phone

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Medication commercial: let your doctor know if you die instantly from this medicine before starting it

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Tik tok: please tell us how you felt about that last video. Me, having scrolled right past the video, not even watched a second of it: why

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dear joe biden, plz legalize weed thx

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If you die in the world you die for real

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Where to boob

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(gestures vaguely) whatever this is

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you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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Trump just deputized unelected billionaire Elon Musk's private bodyguards, giving them rights and protections reserved for federal law enforcement. Are people still afraid to say the word "coup?" www.cnn.com/2025/02/20/p...

how is it efficient to spend 400bil on teslas

I need the two hand facemask fumble that Mahomes got hit with today for my soul

Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

u heard the man

at this point i believe that the dudes who come for the menswear guy are just sleeper agents whose entire lives have been orchestrated to give him dunk material

FIRST PACK LETS GO #pokemontcgp

one of my favorite tattoos i have

I've programmed my computer to auto-replace "Trump" with "convicted felon Donald Trump" when I type because I don't have the guts to call him "the rapist Donald Trump."

my favorite post of the year so far

"oh ho, but just last year you said running people over with with a big steamroller was wrong!” I exclaim delightedly as my enemy fatally runs me over with a big steamroller. it seems I have won this battle of wits

I can’t think of any hand gesture for ‘heart’ other than the nazi salute. Please be nice to me, I’m autistic.

OoOoO iM a JuDgE!!!! i HaVe A tInY hAmMeR aNd Im ThE kInG oF aLl HaLlWaY mOnItOrS

don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec

Has anyone done this yet

You fools. He was throwing his heart out to the audience, that famous gesture that we all know and have long known,

SPORTS GAMBLING IN SPORTS MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD OH MY GOD

It is my labor as a white straight passing to get as many white men out of the Joe Rogan verse as I can

Hey everyone, is LA on fire? I’ve seen one or two things about it online over the last four days.

Mario Kart online is being in first the whole race then getting red shelled on the last turn and getting second to last

So America made a man from South Africa the richest person in the world and now he just gets to have a say in the politics of literally the whole world? Oh we’re so fucked.

Let’s goooooooo

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

Got that thing on me

As the end of year reviews come around remember: if you aren’t getting more than a 2.6% raise (the current rate of inflation for the year) you are actively losing money!!!

Here in America, even our air fresheners LOVE corn!!!!!

It’s cold today and not snowing and I want a cuddle

Casually saying “I hope you die” on live tv like it’s normal

I’m excited to watch megalopolis the way Coppola wanted: on a streaming service while playing games on my phone

Medication commercial: let your doctor know if you die instantly from this medicine before starting it

Tik tok: please tell us how you felt about that last video. Me, having scrolled right past the video, not even watched a second of it: why

dear joe biden, plz legalize weed thx

If you die in the world you die for real

Where to boob

(gestures vaguely) whatever this is

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

I can’t believe I got an invite code like a month before it went public here smh

Excited to be unbreakingly cringe on another platform

Blueskee

Up at 3am is so much fun cause you’re just losing sleep