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Improvisor and musician. KC Revival podcast. Kansas City apologist. Catch me performing at The Bird.
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Yeah, after a year of campaigns about the threat against democracy, Dems seemed super chill after the inauguration.

Idea for the next Call of Duty game...

The top five egg producers own roughly half of all U.S. laying hens. The biggest of those corporations is Cal-Maine, which just announced quarterly profits of $509 million — more than 3x what it made a year ago. Corporate concentration + bird flu = a price-hiking free for all.

OK, Kansas City! This Wednesday, we're doing a duos show! Ever seen 2 people pretend to be 20 people.... professionally? It's pay-what-you-can night. Doors open at 6:30pm. Have a drink, have a laugh! Only at The Bird Comedy Theater

Kansas City voters tonight approved more than $474 million in higher property taxes for Kansas City Public Schools to update classrooms and fund longstanding maintenance needs. It’s the district’s first successful bond measure in 60 years.

Check out www.thebirdkc.com for tix and info. Should be a fun night! (What else you got going on this Wednesday?)

OK, Kansas City! This Wednesday, we're doing a duos show! Ever seen 2 people pretend to be 20 people.... professionally? It's pay-what-you-can night. Doors open at 6:30pm. Have a drink, have a laugh! Only at The Bird Comedy Theater

Soros must've spent a fortune on protesters today.

Kansas City residents joined the national #HandsOff day of protest against Trump and Musk, with an enormous rally at the Plaza. Kansas Citians had a long list of grievances against the Trump administration: tariffs, threats to the Postal Service, attacks on diversity initiatives and more.

Wow. Truly, we've reached the zenith of A.I. It did something that a receipt already did. Incredible, indeed.

Kansas City protest #handsoff

Kansas City protest. #handsoff

Kansas City protest #handsoff #50501

Kansas City protest was lit today. We all even got to make fun of a cybertruck that drove by!

Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons theonion.com/concern...

Sad that young people had to learn about Stom Thurmond today but happy they can immediately forget about him.

Man these things are flammable.

Put some good in the world.

Email on phones was the last straw, I think.

If you've been tempted to let A.I. write stuff for you, just know that it's making you dumber.

Any manosphere guy you run into that says "women are mean to men and they don't deserve it" should have to read this article.

‘No matter how deep the pain, the law kept me legally bound to him,’ state Rep. Cecelie Williams said of her attempt to divorce her abusive husband while pregnant with their fourth child. www.thepitchkc.com/lifeline-for...

I'll be there next weekend 🤪

Kansas City! The day is finally upon us. The biggest holiday of the year! Come celebrate with us at The Bird Comedy Theater!

I know this is a joke but I just want to make sure people know Kurt was very pro LGBTQ and often played gay rights benefits, wore feminine clothes to fight toxic masculinity, and told bigots not to listen to their music.

Detain him with plainclothes masked men, send him to a Louisiana jail and don’t tell his lawyers where he is or you’re not serious about stopping shit.

Oh, shoot, I forgot to ask. Is IVF free yet?

New SLIM JIM HARD. (cool cop not included) Come to the Anarchy Fun Time Show at the Bird for a greater understanding of this nonsense.

Uuuugggghhhhh this is infuriating....

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

Oh, shit. Is Missouri getting Stacey Abrams-ed? Can we flip this state back to purple?