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mmmegan.bsky.social
disrespectful comedy imp, mid-tier necromancer, senior writer @ fortnite and contributor @ the beaverton
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there is no need to fight with your loved ones. if you’re ever looking for a brawl you can just go to the le creuset subreddit and tell them you love cooking on chipped enamel

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if I wanted something around my neck that lied to me all the time I’d ask my ex to choke me

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finally somebody’s making a cursed talisman for dorks

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just panicked in a conversation about AI and said I’d like to “take it skiing” and have it “float behind me in an orb like the brave little toaster.” ?????? I don’t ski. the brave little toaster is rectangular

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

Megan MacKay says asking drivers for permission would ‘kill’ her carjacking business

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

somewhere out there in the infinite multiverse there is a world that is exactly like ours in every way with one exception: Blue Prince is a dating sim where you get to kiss the Eiffel 65 alien at the end

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

where are people posting their writing these days? substack is *not* the one we like, right?

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

YouTube ads grossly overestimate my desire to see Jelly Roll in concert

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In his profile this man claims to own 33 snakes. mf better not be the norm

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t eat anything with tentacles because of that one octopus that could predict soccer games

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

mixed my metamucil with fizzy water just to see what kind of nonsense the devil will tolerate tonight

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

hot take: quick-time events are for jocks

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submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

put Rice Krispies in some custard and be prepared to see god

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

john oliver was so right about doctor odyssey. this episode about a ringworm outbreak at a wedding just ended with a suicide AND a threesome. this kind of plot shouldn’t happen on a boat and nevertheless, ryan Murphy persists

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

(watching Friday Night Lights) goddamn. these freaks love fucking football

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

….. do non-monogamists require daily tummy time or something

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

incredibly accurate recommendations from apple tv tonight

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

my boss pointed this out to me and now I can’t unsee it: using bickering as a comedy device. it’s easy to mine jokes from two characters sniping at each other, and the jokes tend to be pretty unoriginal as a result. boring to read, watch, and play. double jail if the scene doubles as an expo dump

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

it’s outrageous that your government continues to “joke” about annexing a sovereign nation. cry harder

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

shoutout to the extremely drunk guy who made punishingly long and brutally dead eye contact with me tonight while chanting “go leafs go” like a zombie. hope whoever pumps your stomach tonight is gentle 💖

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I just realized I have used an AI image generator before: once, in 2022, to make something really important

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

did you know they put unicorn marshmallows in lucky charms now? what am I, a child??

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I think she likes her new toy

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment