mmmegan.bsky.social
disrespectful comedy imp, mid-tier necromancer, senior writer @ fortnite and contributor @ the beaverton
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they just told me on the phone they don't even need to send a technician. The Being screams in agony as he crumbles to dust, his sum total existence confining itself to a myth and a few skeets. damn. it do be like that sometimes
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*i have to sign delivery forms for The Being. His Bic pen draws my blood into its inkwell as i sign my full christian name on an ancient vellum that seems to whisper when i touch it*
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*The Being bridges my eero with my new router. Over his shoulder, a silently screaming orb that has seen all of my past sins rotates ever-faster*
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*The Being explains fibre internet to me while his roving tentacles of cursed smoke imbue my living room sofa with dark energies*
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fuck it. short n sweet resale tickets purchased
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all the CIA has to do to break me is play a high-pitched chirp once a minute, every minute. I’d be giving up my family my country and god in 8 minutes flat
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Doubt
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Which one of us heals the other most often
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This is basically how you and I play Fortnite
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You should have to carry both phones at all times. Hold your shame
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Friggin SKARSGARD
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Answer my fucking texts 💖
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he’s ignoring my texts right now but for the next 30 days, I will permit it
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current project is to determine the minimum volume of water required to make Metamucil liquid, then downing it as quickly as possible like a shot
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We will acquiesce together my friend
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if you were here right now? 😳 I would do as the burning sky orb demands
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Honda civic driver here. Honk louder. I’ll do it again
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proportions need work. strong 6.5
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hot choc powder with metamucil?
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It’s my miata if I say it loudly enough Jerry
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Gutenberg spinning in his grave at 15,000rpm right now just imagining that vignette
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And before you say it @rjlackie.bsky.social, I am aware that you’re still on Wordpress like some sort of Amish person
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I keep getting my fingers stuck in it
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I know it’s futile to ask but ideally would like a website that isn’t going to immediately shovel my work into an AI slop machine
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we can have a conversation about how dating apps would rather keep you single and subscribed, but I feel like maybe there are 33 other reasons this guy remains single
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I won’t eat anything with demonstrable psychic abilities
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almost instant update: don’t fucking do this