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mmmegan.bsky.social
disrespectful comedy imp, mid-tier necromancer, senior writer @ fortnite and contributor @ the beaverton
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renewing my home internet was suspiciously easy. fair price, installed same-day, rate locked in for 2 years... these mfs bout to send an eldritch soul-devouring technician called The Being to install it aren't they

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Sabrina Carpenter is that bitch. Would crawl over broken glass for you queen

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

tik tok has taught me that way too many people are cool with their smoke detector’s low battery chirp going off constantly

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

ugh fine I’ll be the Joe Rogan of the left. I’ll look crazy bald but it’s for the cause

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

TikTok told me that McDonald’s fries and a Diet Coke cures migraines? Finally some propaganda worth falling for

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

happy pride month to my gay little work husband @rjlackie.bsky.social

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like shakespeare and I would be total brunch bitches together

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

me bracing to open my email for the first time every morning

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

the traitors finally provides on-screen representation for those of us who like to lie badly while wearing slutty little hats

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

who up and acquiescing to they ominous orb in the sky

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Initially I thought cartoons totally lied to me about hitting appliances to fix them. And for the most part, they did. But a Keurig? Giving a Keurig a little spank on the bottom fixes every problem a Keurig could have. That’s just good cartoon design

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

there is no need to fight with your loved ones. if you’re ever looking for a brawl you can just go to the le creuset subreddit and tell them you love cooking on chipped enamel

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

if I wanted something around my neck that lied to me all the time I’d ask my ex to choke me

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

finally somebody’s making a cursed talisman for dorks

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

just panicked in a conversation about AI and said I’d like to “take it skiing” and have it “float behind me in an orb like the brave little toaster.” ?????? I don’t ski. the brave little toaster is rectangular

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Megan MacKay says asking drivers for permission would ‘kill’ her carjacking business

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

somewhere out there in the infinite multiverse there is a world that is exactly like ours in every way with one exception: Blue Prince is a dating sim where you get to kiss the Eiffel 65 alien at the end

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

where are people posting their writing these days? substack is *not* the one we like, right?

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

YouTube ads grossly overestimate my desire to see Jelly Roll in concert

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

In his profile this man claims to own 33 snakes. mf better not be the norm

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t eat anything with tentacles because of that one octopus that could predict soccer games

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

mixed my metamucil with fizzy water just to see what kind of nonsense the devil will tolerate tonight

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment