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Civis pacem para bellum

Joke of the day... Until Trump or his puppet opens his mouth

Back to the 1930s my friends.

If someone had released a political satire movie or series a few years ago depicting what’s currently going on in the US, it would have seemed unrealistic and far-fetched. While "Don't Look Up" was good, it still falls short of capturing the reality of what's happening right now

"NATO is not the thing that Russia is afraid of. Russia is afraid of democracy expanding to Russia. Why are we in NATO? Its because we are afraid of Russia. And the only thing that really works – the only security guarantee that works – is NATO's umbrella," Kaja Kallas said in an interview with AFP

Pure FAFO. One bastard less.

This is Munich the last time we let far-right ideas go way too far in Europe. Let's not cross the point of no return once more. 📹British Pathé

Back to earlier 20th C. my friends! When the US only helps itself. Unless you pay for the help, of course.

More Carrot-and-stick policies. With this signature he gains women support (the carrot) & with pro-life he loses it (the stick).

"To kill Putin is minus 30 Euros for electricity every month for every German. That's minus 100 Euros per month for fuel for a Hungarian. That's minus 1 Euro for every croissant in France. That's how Europe and the world will live if Putin is killed," Ukrainian MP Goncharenko told fellow MEPs.

Bow to the lepper messiah!

It's Monday. If you hate your job and think it's pointless, consider that at least you don't work for the Belarusian election commission.

SitRep - 24/01/24 - Ukraine has left Velyka Novosilka An overview of the daily events in Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Ukraine struck an oil refinery in Kazan and heavy fighting in the Velyka Novosilka axis and Chasiv-Yar. REPOST=appreciated 1/X

OTD in 1955 USSR claimed that allowing West Germany into NATO was proof of aggressive western policies that would make peaceful German reunification impossible Imagine 70 years later us still peddling the same bullshit & it's the Germans themselves most likely to believe it

John Connors wasn't right. Cyberdyne won't start the Judgement Day. We'll start it and surely will blame it.

TOP NEWS TODAY 🔝🇺🇦 ☠️ Three Russian officers were eliminated during HIMARS strike. 🇺🇸 The US is expected to announce a new $1.25 billion military aid package to Ukraine on Monday, - AP ✊ Trump believes that ending the war in Ukraine is possible only if Ukraine is militarily strong, - Scholz

Most overrated russian capability? russia's air defense is now primarily known for friendly fire. It has struggled to intercept numerous Ukrainian strikes and would face major challenges against NATO. Its primary strength lies in its vast number of batteries and interceptors

1/8 Stagflation: a term that will soon be familiar to many russians as the country prepares to confront it, especially now that russia's central bank appears to have given up

Peace will only come when Russia is given guarantees that Ukraine will not defend itself when we attack it again.

In my occupied territories there will be a plaza called "The Olaf Scholz escalation management plaza" in honor of all he's done for me.

Just another day in zombieland

From Mob's manual how to get public biz. First make the politicians write an offer with economic terms so difficult to fulfil that nobody wants the job. And then present yourself without competitors x.com/eldia/status...

Rafaela y Mar tienen el “cuerpo roto” de limpiar. "Vivimos con dolor", cuentan. Las trabajadoras del hogar y limpiadoras de hotel se han unido para reivindicar el reconocimiento de sus enfermedades profesionales y denunciar la desprotección y precariedad que sufren a diario

Good to remember that this pipeline was made to avoid Armenia, i.e., to impoverish Armenia by denying transit fees. Also good to remember that Baku regimen has been pro-ruzzia and surely is replicating Prez's doctrine with neighbours

Don't scrap them, just sell them to Ukraine @keirstarmer778.bsky.social You'll be helping in their war effort and your country will earn a nice amount

❌ Russia is conducting a massive information and psychological attack against Ukraine, — GUR Messengers and social networks are allegedly spreading a message on behalf of GUR about the threat of a “particularly massive” missile and bomb strike on Ukrainian cities today. This message is a fake!

Hay mucha gente que cree que muchas de las estrellas que se ven a ojo desnudo en el cielo puede que ya no existan, ya que su luz tarda tanto tiempo en llegarnos, que algunas habrán muerto ya. Bien, pues no. Esto es erróneo. Vamos a ver por qué...