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do you write poetry? I have six cats. and the cats are dead.
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Everyone needs to stop calling them billionaires & call them robber barons. billionaire has a neutral connotation to many, the definition of robber baron is 'a person who has become rich through ruthless and unscrupulous business practices', that's what they are and that's what you should call them.

Sorry didn’t mean to like yr post i was wiping my screen with my belly again.

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I follow @kenklippenstein.bsky.social because he has a Mac Dre banner, yr telling me he does politics stuff too?!

We have a 4chan govt. fml

I have a rack of smarties next to my bed. No I will not be posting pics. Please respect my privacy at this time. Thank you.

At this stage of the game brother each fart is a risk

Michael Graves seems to be having trouble booking shows. He might want to ring up the Kennedy Center

52 pages into the Jakarta Method by Vincent Bevins…burn it down. All of it. Sweet fuck what we (the US) have done to this world is irredeemable.

Can only imagine how far down in the Social Security Administration's org chart DOGE folks had to go to find a Ron Swanson willing to play along. Messing around with Social Security is just politically idiotic.

Every union should be echoing this statement.

I make da frog pics

Winding up the ice ax as I belch into oblivion

Just got a mobile game ad where the guy playing yells, “OH NO THE RED GOONER GOT US!” and later triumphantly says, “YEAH! We blew his back out!”. Hang it up folks. We’re done!

Starting a new social media app: BigGreatIdeasPlatformForPeopleToExpressBigGreatIdeas dot come

Carrot guts all over my floor

Everything’s being ripped apart by the seams and the only thing the Democrats have successfully done in opposition is to lay the blame on Muslim families from Dearborne

The same people who say the middle east is always at war because there's something wrong with Arabs or Muslims will go ape shit if you suggest the west's unparalleled atrocities and abuses over the last five centuries occurred because there's something wrong with white people.

No one has to wait for anyone to take action. If you have ideas, execute them. Don't act like an East German Figure Skating judge or a red pen Karen. EXECUTE YOUR IDEAS. That's the bottom line. Let 10 million flowers bloom. No one is gatekeeping you.

If you didn’t pee down the drain did you even shower?

Eating a bowl of soup at the club

Swiss authorities have arrested and deported prominent Palestinian American journalist Ali Abunimah, executive director of The Electronic Intifada, ahead of a speech he was slated to give in Zurich. Abunimah was arrested by three plainclothes officers, who forced him into an unmarked vehicle.

SEAN EVANS: so tell us about this exciting new project of yours KARL MARX, SWEATING: well sean i have to say im just really stoked to share this essay that i think makes a strong case for my claims about historical materialism and—WHEW that’s spicy oh man how do you guys EAT this stuff haha—

This account is grandma coded

Politics is when you pick between two of the primary colors and run with that yr whole life.

A big misconception about Greenland is that since it’s labeled a Danish colony, its residents are just a bunch of white dudes named Kristian—which is extremely harmful and inaccurate. The population is 85% Indigenous! It belongs to the Kalaallit people, not to Denmark and CERTAINLY not to the U.S.

Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.