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⚙️Software Developer 🌱Vegan | Very Left ™ 🔭Level 31 Carbon Based Lifeform 🏳️‍🌈Queer/Polyam - they/he "We were born to inherit the stars"
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I actually don’t like the ceaseless horrors. They’re starting to get annoying

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i need bitch leave so bad. holy shit please let me take a leave of absence due to mad. short term disability bc of pissed off

submitted 27 days ago • 6 comments

so proud of her 🌕🏳️‍🌈 happy pride y'all! ✨

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Tech people have laptop stickers of laughing pizza slices and upside down smileys and inside is like the most gnarled async code holding up a distributed system for 10 million users

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Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month

submitted 30 days ago • 50 comments

Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first year Fediverse power-user. You just got finished reading about how Bluesky isn’t decentralized — Christine’s blog post probably — and you’re convinced that AT Protocol is a flash in the pan while ActivityPub is the real hope for the web’s future.

submitted 32 days ago • 15 comments

Nintendo leaving Twitter and launching their own news app feels like watching a lone flower bloom in a nuclear crater. nature slowly, finally begins to heal

submitted 93 days ago • 69 comments

how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job

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yes

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[bluesky timeline] me: [chanting] blogs, blogs- other users: blogs, BLOGS bluesky staff: [pounding their computers] BLOGS, BLOGS, BLOGS!

submitted 92 days ago • 61 comments

hey @sentimentbot.bsky.social how do you feel about me

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

足立レイ ！

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Reminder

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The <select> element can now be customized with CSS developer.chrome.com/blog/a-custo...

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"the fast clown car is still full of clowns" is going to stick in my head for years in the same way as Adam Serwer's "the cruelty is the point" and @hayesbrown.bsky.social's "this is going to be the dumbest dystopia"

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

You know, when you really get down to it capitalism shows we never got over that whole "human sacrifice" thing, we just made it far less personal to appease a thing we made up and swear that has to be appeased or terrible things will happen.

submitted 99 days ago • 3 comments

I love make up sex. Up until I was 24 all my sex was made up

submitted 105 days ago • 69 comments

This is my entire life

submitted 105 days ago • 30 comments

the funniest thing abt my most popular OC being weed cat is that I quit smoking very shortly after she blew up bc the revenue her merch brought in eliminated my need to stress smoke. like who knew being able to pay off ur medical debt drastically reduces ur need to cope with drugs

submitted 105 days ago • 12 comments

citizenship shouldn’t be a thing. we’re all humans on this planet. not being allowed to live somewhere because your spawn point happens to be in another location is so fucking stupid.

submitted 106 days ago • 5 comments

saw a tumblr post and got inspired #hades2

submitted 241 days ago • 2 comments

the moral of dune is that you should get off the computer and go do drugs

submitted 114 days ago • 35 comments

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

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programming is just the art of adding bugs to an empty file

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touching grass is no longer enough, I need to see the wealthiest man in the world's empire of fraud reduced to ruin

submitted 123 days ago • 26 comments

If your self ever becomes permanently fixed it means you stopped growing as a person and are stagnating as a human being.

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