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moltude.bsky.social
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"im the dude who wears hentai/ahegao if ya ever need a drinking associate while I'm there Friday nights"

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RIP Michelle Trachtenburg, you were an icon to a very specific subset of my generation

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

picking up 36TB for $500 🎉 Total local storage now ~60TB and 30% utilization.

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@qjurecic.bsky.social @benjaminwittes.bsky.social This is the most D.C. or N.Va plate. But are they intelligence or counter intel?

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youtu.be/U8cNQzV_BOM?...

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What is the Guinness book of world records for number of times getting punched in the balls in 24 hours?

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2160p or gtfo

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watching Silence of the Lambs, Contact and Nell.

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Domstack

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Fund my startup - Butlarian Heehaw

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Five pots of coffee.

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@benjaminwittes.bsky.social we need new lawfare special episodes OUR Trials & Tribulations Scotch and Four letter words only

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Red Hot Choking Peckers

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🚫 Foo Fighters 🚫 ✅ Zoo Biters ✅

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

reuben sandwich scented candle

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driving is something I "can't" do not drinking is what they tell me to do drinking is one of the few things I enjoy doing 🎉 epileptic alcoholic 🎉

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wearing my bacon sweatpants as a kind of meat sweat hot box.

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Relishing the fact that my childhood home (suburban VA) is not on street view.

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Girl Scout dookie season

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I can totally "Lady and the Tamp" a fry with my dog

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CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex theonion.com/cdc-int...

submitted 29 days ago • 73 comments

The food of choice for Super Bowl LIX is ASS

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I want my robot vacuum to go NOM NOM NOM when it picks up food crumbs.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Spending a day with Asoiaf, Zigbee, Chili and Weed.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Smash a Smash Burger in my Smash Mouth.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Shipping my new pot has the environmental impact of a private jet.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

arstechnica.com/science/2025... @radiowesteros.com Patreon exclusive with a physicist please.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

A day spent coding on the toilet

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Shart Week

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down the alternate timeline where Matt Damon is Captain America

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