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Can we still get the CDC with ads?

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Caterer: These are the options we have for chairs. We also have stools we can show you… Fiancée <head whips around, stares daggers at me>: Jason… Me: I’d love to see the stool samples.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Spouse: There’s ice cream in the freezer if you want to surprise the kids and be the favorite parent tonight. Me: … I’m ok.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

in terms of professions that do indeed owe you something, politician is actually one of the big ones

submitted 4 days ago • 32 comments

Roses are bluest Violets are red. That’s what the newest Executive Order said…

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

everyone right now

submitted 10 days ago • 51 comments

Me: Here’s a cinnamon roll for you. My son: …. Me: … My son: … Me: Thhhhh… My son: <points to plate> There.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Former classmate: I’m not anti-vax, I’m anti-stupidity. Me: That must be very hard for you.

submitted 102 days ago • 37 comments

New Episode! Diverticular disease Taking a deep dive on the incredibly common but often overlooked issue that affects SO many American guts, very possibly yours! With @hipsterocracy.bsky.social & @neilstollman.bsky.social Itunes: tinyurl.com/36czt9ub Spotify: tinyurl.com/ze3s9usx

submitted 26 days ago • 10 comments

I spoke to a talented junior scientist who just got a good faculty job offer in the US and they told me “well I wouldn’t move to 1930s Germany either” so that’s how that’s going

submitted 26 days ago • 474 comments

Medical Pickup Lines by specialty: Neurology: Your eyes - in the moonlight they’re so round and reactive. Ortho: You have 206 bones in your body, but ask me again later. Pathology: <eye contact> #MedPickupLines

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

Can we get the crew in charge of rigging the election on the phone? I have some notes.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Accidentally checked the news

submitted 32 days ago • 69 comments

It’s not a real nazi salute unless it’s from Austria. That was just sparkling facism.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

My spirit animal

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Me: So, do you have any questions for me? Interviewee: Yes, what would my daily interactions with you be like? Me: Super awkward. Interviewee: … Me: … Interviewee: … Me: We’ll be in touch.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry I’m late, but I didn’t want to get here on time.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

The disease is subacute democratic collapse

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Me: ok buddy, two more minutes and then we’re going to lunch. My son: Ok. Eyeroll. Me: … did you just say, “eyeroll” so that you didn’t have to turn around? My son: Sigh.

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

#MedSky #PublicHealth “A year-long bipartisan Congressional investigation into two private equity-backed 🇺🇸hospital systems found that patient care deteriorated at both systems as their private equity owners reaped significant payouts.” TL;DR greed kills. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

submitted 46 days ago • 4 comments

I’m doing an Ask Me Nothing

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

All I can think about watching Wicked: Dorothy Gale’s subconscious has strayed pretty far from “there’s no place like home.”

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Wistfully looking back on New Year’s Day 25 yrs ago, waking up with a feeling of catastrophe narrowly averted

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Me, to my son: Hey, put the cereal on the table and sit down while you… My son <turns to look at me, slips in milk, falls on his ass into milk, spills remaining cereal on lap>: … I’m okay!!!

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Colleague: I can always count on you for a cutting comment. Me: It’s a great example of reversion to the mean.

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

In honor of the season…

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

New Episode! I chat with @wapplehouse.bsky.social & @mdaware.org about the recent story of a popular oncologist accused of fraud and inappropriate treatment with chemotherapy. iTunes: tinyurl.com/2s475zp8 Spotify: tinyurl.com/4ej5ky56

submitted 68 days ago • 9 comments

<Distant sound of approaching ice cream truck> My son, from upstairs: Ice cream! Ice cream!!! I need underpants! I NEED UNDERPANTS!!!

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

submitted 69 days ago • 400 comments

Here’s the thing about anxiety:

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Americans swallow an average of eight french fries in our sleep every year. Subscribe for more facts

submitted 284 days ago • 6 comments

“Hey, isn’t it a bit dangerous to keep that thing around?” “What, my petard? Nah, it’s perfectly safe.”

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

NEW: After reviewing leaked documents, we have found UnitedHealth is strategically limiting access to a treatment for thousands of children with autism across the country in order to cut costs. Advocates say the company’s strategy may be illegal. www.propublica.org/article/unit... 👇

submitted 72 days ago • 982 comments