morbius.email
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Will never get over him going to vote for himself, being told he couldn’t bring his cat in or wear his jacket with his name on it, and then breaking the scanner when he put his ballot in
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Thank you for also referencing one of the lesser-known tweets that's invaded my inner monologue
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That's not my name I just like the word
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I have access to laboratory grade honey ok back off
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He produces a ton of honey at his laboratory every year and for a long time the little labels he had made for them said "featured on the Colbert report" and it's the best fucking honey on the planet I get it sent from home lol
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Yup!
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THATS WHAT EVERYONE SAID IN THE QUEER FACEBOOK GROUP I WAS IN AT COLLEGE HE TAUGHT THERE AND THEY CALLED HIM A DILF
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They danced more rapidly and dancing is how they communicate
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Some people with lots of followers on the other app followed me there and and don't follow me anymore and I know it's not but it FEELS like a personal insult
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It was important research modeling drug addiction behavior!
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@chelseybcoombs.bsky.social I saw that she had written a bee thing in college and I asked her on a whim if she knew who my dad is and not only did she know but she has worked in his lab. His name is on about 10 percent of all bee research articles produced every year globally. Top bee guy
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Beanus
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Also that's not how you spell it see
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Yes because I'm afraid of all bugs including bees
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One fun graph for pride: the single strongest demographic predictor I’ve found so far for predicting Cuomo vote share is what fraction of registered voters in the precinct identify as heterosexual
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One time my dad wanted to see what would happen if you gave bees cocaine and so the government gave him some cocaine to give to the bees and I asked for some cocaine and he said no. I was 16
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I'm scared of bugs :(
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i don't wanna hear shit from you about bees if i have a question i'll ask your dad. EARN YOUR OWN WAY
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The funniest thing is that he's the second most famous person with his name so he has to have an initial in there
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My dad has a wikipedia because he is an extremely prominent bee scientist like one of the top bee guys out there. He's famous to bee scientists
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It is endlessly wild to me that, in 2025, so many Politics Knowers simply accept what is put in front of them. "Oh, we're talking about teenage trans girls playing sports, ok!"
Why? Why are we talking about that & not something else? Who decided we're talking about that, and why?
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I think we should bring back calling conservatives confederates. Down with Dixie