now i'm thinking about some kid whose dad got famous for accidentally starting a devastating fire and then setting off a landslide getting dismissed as a nepo baby when they try to have an opinion after they get moderately famous for having a small role in a terrible sitcom - ThreadSky

ugarles.bsky.social • 2 days ago

now i'm thinking about some kid whose dad got famous for accidentally starting a devastating fire and then setting off a landslide getting dismissed as a nepo baby when they try to have an opinion after they get moderately famous for having a small role in a terrible sitcom

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ugarles.bsky.social•2 days ago

fuck this is exactly right hahahaha

ugarles.bsky.social•2 days ago

i don't wanna hear shit from you about bees if i have a question i'll ask your dad. EARN YOUR OWN WAY

morbius.email•2 days ago

I'm scared of bugs :(

morbius.email•2 days ago

One time my dad wanted to see what would happen if you gave bees cocaine and so the government gave him some cocaine to give to the bees and I asked for some cocaine and he said no. I was 16

trillymopena.bsky.social•2 days ago

Now I want to know what the honey is like from bees that pollinate coca plants.

seanjordan.bsky.social•2 days ago

So... what happened?

morbius.email•2 days ago

They danced more rapidly and dancing is how they communicate

n3cropants.bsky.social•2 days ago

your dad's beesearch was on the colbert report...

morbius.email•2 days ago

Yup!

devinmcintyre.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'm starting to get the full picture of how he ended up naming you Beanus

morbius.email•2 days ago

That's not my name I just like the word

theclassyalcoholic.net•2 days ago

Don’t make me think DOGE was right about wasteful government spending please and thank you.

morbius.email•2 days ago

It was important research modeling drug addiction behavior!

oujii.bsky.social•2 days ago

Beanus thousand

morbius.email•2 days ago

Beanus

thatac.bsky.social•2 days ago

isomorphism.net•2 days ago

TIL Woody is an RFK, Jr. Stan. Sadhorns

tristanbuckner.bsky.social•2 days ago

Now did he get his Old Country for Old Man role for this reason? I believe his dad is mentioned in the book.

laplanck.bsky.social•2 days ago

Noted nepo baby Woody Harrelson

livingfake.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hahaha wow I didn’t know this until right now that rules

turdguy.bsky.social•2 days ago

Petitioning Wikipedia to change the parental hyperlink color to red if the parent is a serial killer

morbius.email•2 days ago

My dad has a wikipedia because he is an extremely prominent bee scientist like one of the top bee guys out there. He's famous to bee scientists

morbius.email•2 days ago

The funniest thing is that he's the second most famous person with his name so he has to have an initial in there

dick.tips•2 days ago

Is it Michael B. Jordan*?

* The B stands for bee

delbertgseasons.bsky.social•2 days ago

That’s the dream. I don’t need to be recognized by every Moe on the street but people in my field should stop and stare when I roll up.

This is not currently the case

morbius.email•2 days ago

@chelseybcoombs.bsky.social I saw that she had written a bee thing in college and I asked her on a whim if she knew who my dad is and not only did she know but she has worked in his lab. His name is on about 10 percent of all bee research articles produced every year globally. Top bee guy

delbertgseasons.bsky.social•2 days ago

Time to fire up his theme song

epistrophee.bsky.social•2 days ago

Would calling yourself Beenus feel weird?

morbius.email•2 days ago

Yes because I'm afraid of all bugs including bees

morbius.email•2 days ago

Also that's not how you spell it see

epistrophee.bsky.social•2 days ago

You can't argue with the facts

cyclismo37a.bsky.social•2 days ago

Beeanus is also a completely different bloke

tfielding.bsky.social•2 days ago

Bad news, but your dad is definitely hot.

morbius.email•2 days ago

THATS WHAT EVERYONE SAID IN THE QUEER FACEBOOK GROUP I WAS IN AT COLLEGE HE TAUGHT THERE AND THEY CALLED HIM A DILF

no-mods-no-masters.bsky.social•2 days ago

Like nepo baby woody harrelson, having the advantage of ...a dad who was a notorious hitman who killed a federal judge

jmteo.bsky.social•2 days ago

My state senator is an annoying NIMBY but his dad is Marv from Home Alone lol

tapirtrouble.bsky.social•2 days ago

lol -- I had a phone call tonight from this guy. Came very close to marrying him, back in the 90s.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clifford_Stoll

n3cropants.bsky.social•2 days ago

my dad accidentally started a brushfire once by dumping bbq ashes in the abandoned lot across the street. one firetruck came & put it out in like five minutes, but i wonder, in a timeline where my dad burned down half the state, did i also get successful enough to be Technically A Nepo Baby?

n3cropants.bsky.social•2 days ago

(it's a formative memory for me, for some reason, bc i asked my dad after the firetruck left if it started cuz he dumped the ashes, & he denied it with like, UTTER conviction. i'm sure he'd deny it to this day. that was like, the biggest lie i've ever caught my dad telling)

juniorhoncho.bsky.social•2 days ago

you just know his grandpa played a small but notably awful part in a thing that made everyone mad too 🙄 probably in the war 😬

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